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Dear Santa;

For Xmas, I want the following:

-A swarm of lizards ("Girls like swarms of lizards, right?")
-A minora
-Me, flux, edea and malloreigh in a multi-girl set depicting a chinese movie folklore-style swordfight, complete with a bamboo forest
-a blackrayne.com corset
-5 golden touques, 4 pounds of backbacon, three french toasts, two turtle necks and a beer...
...in a tree.

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That being said, when you visit my parents for Chistmas, you have to go to church. (Not just Christmas, but Christmas is especially bad). The problem with the church (other than the churchiness) is that at the end of the Christmas service the vietnamese priest picks baby Jesus out from the nativity scene and holds him above his head while getting the congregation to sing "Happy Birthday" to baby Jesus.

Anyways, happy holidays to all