So everyone keeps asking me about my trip. I have a ton of really fun stories.
So I'm walking through the Divisoria market with my cousin who is showing me around.
He points to a car of hot dogs.
Him: See those hot dogs?
Me: Yes. What about them?
Him: They're fake.
Me: What?
Him: They're fake.
Me: How do you make fake hot dogs? What are they made out of?
Him: Worms.
Me: What?
Him: Worms. Red earth worms.
Apparnetly they make hot dogs out of cultivated worms in the Philippines.
My boy, glasses_ninja actually worked with a guy relatively fresh off the boat and he can't eat hot dogs here because they don't taste right. They don't taste like worms.
And no, I didn't eat hot dogs in the Philippines.
So I'm walking through the Divisoria market with my cousin who is showing me around.
He points to a car of hot dogs.
Him: See those hot dogs?
Me: Yes. What about them?
Him: They're fake.
Me: What?
Him: They're fake.
Me: How do you make fake hot dogs? What are they made out of?
Him: Worms.
Me: What?
Him: Worms. Red earth worms.
Apparnetly they make hot dogs out of cultivated worms in the Philippines.
My boy, glasses_ninja actually worked with a guy relatively fresh off the boat and he can't eat hot dogs here because they don't taste right. They don't taste like worms.
And no, I didn't eat hot dogs in the Philippines.
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cthav:
I think American food products are still just as scary though.
capnvik:
MMMMMMMMM worms