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I should be working on an 8 page paper for my Feminism and Social Change class, due tomorrow. But I here I am dicking around. Again.

Have you ever wanted me to disparage you on your desktop?
http://www.uncledunkel.com/sosg/

The kind UncleDunkel has compiled a list of SG desktop sound themes. There's a start-up, shut-down, email and alert, all done in Aya fashion. With swears.

So since so many of you were concerened about the bats aliveness or not, I'll consider that a no. You don't want the 50 grand bad enough. Ozzie did it for FREE, and it wasn't even guaranteed disease free.

This is a SET of questions.

For $5000 would you go to a restaurant, have a great meal with great service, and then call the manager over and file a totally fabricated complaint about how horrible the service was, as your hapless server looks on in shock and confusion?

For $10,000 same as above, but you must swear out a claim that your server has sexually harassed you as well?

For $25,000 same as above, but only if the server gets fired on the spot?