Five reasons why ninjas are better than pirates:
1) Ninjas can read. Pirates cannot.
2) Ninjas can fly. Pirates cannot.
3) Beverly Hills Ninja was a fantastic and funny movie about an overweight white ninja (because he was an exception). Most pirates were overweight white dudes.
4) Andy Sirkus has never played a ninja. He has played a "pirate".
5) Ninjas are promiently featured in the DOA series. No such luck for pirates.
And there you go
1) Ninjas can read. Pirates cannot.
2) Ninjas can fly. Pirates cannot.
3) Beverly Hills Ninja was a fantastic and funny movie about an overweight white ninja (because he was an exception). Most pirates were overweight white dudes.
4) Andy Sirkus has never played a ninja. He has played a "pirate".
5) Ninjas are promiently featured in the DOA series. No such luck for pirates.
And there you go
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i think a trip west is in my cards very soon.