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Tuesday Nov 08, 2005

Nov 8, 2005
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Everyone seems to be doing the 20 useless facts about me, but (1) I'm lazy so I'm not going to do the full 20 in one go.
I'll stick with five today.

(2) I watch a lot of reality television. I've evolved past Survivor, though, but I still can't get enough Survivorman. (How can you resist watching a man starve, thirst and struggle and not have to deal with the voting-off bitchfest drama? Really, I'm only human.)

(3) I'm a materialist feminist. That means I see capitalism as the great evil that perpetuates inequality. (Yes, its an oversimplification, but hey, what the fuck, it's pretty true to the mark.)

(4) On that note, I'm a capitalist, in the most literal sense. I run my own business, as my mother did before me. I sell fake hair online. I'm not an industrialist yet, I'm just waiting for my shipment of monkeys, but soon, I tell you, SOON!

(5) My favourite television commercials are ones that are oddly funny because they don't mean to be. Particularly drug commercials. I listen carefully for the side effects so I can happily report them here.

For example, take Requip, a drug used to treat a syndrome that makes your legs feel all creepy-crawly.



And that's five useless facts about me.
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How about you? Give me one useless fact!
VIEW 20 of 20 COMMENTS
munchies187:
Useless facto-I'm mexican but don't speak spanish, go figure. Not to worry, I can understand some, but that doesn't get me very far. confused
Nov 19, 2005
aphrodite99:
my useless fact......(annoys the hell out of my boyfriend)....I HAVE to carry a sub sandwich flat and not upright.

yes, there is a reason to my madness.....you don't want the sauce from one side dripping down in to the other side so that you have an overload of sauce on one side and a lack on the other side!
surreal
Nov 21, 2005

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