axisofpudding

a few thoughts from today:

my pants have been unusually staticky lately. weird...

being on hold sucks.

i hit a deer on my way home last night. i was slack-jawed and stunned for the rest of the way home. saw him on the way to work this morning, dead. made me sad. my car looks like crap now, too.

i'm totally gonna make instant mashed potatoes for dinner tonight, and they will be delicious. (editor's note: they were, in fact, delicious.)

making weird faces at a toilet as it flushes is probably a very strange thing to do.

i'm in love with my new iPod. i've got it no more than an eighth full so far. weeee!!!!

i haven't been going out on Thursday nights for the past two weeks. just staying in, no real reason. i've saved money from it, and the number of sexual encounters i've had has actually doubled. of course, double of none is still none, but it sounds like a promising statistic, doesn't it? i've not noticed any increase or decrease of personal happiness or enjoyment as compared to when i do go out, and nobody i know has asked me where i've been. perhaps i'll just stop going out. perhaps not. although on the plus side, with my car now looking like shite, i'm that much less likely to have it broken in to.

i should... do something... more often. or less, depending on what the "something" is.

being on hold still sucks.

okay, that's all the energy i feel like expending on youse mooks for today. i'll talk to you tomorrow. or not. bye!