axisofpudding

i hadn't thought about it until now, but i'm going to have to shut my account down on this site. at least temporarily, while i'm off gallivanting around the world. i'd love to be able to check on it while i'm gone, but i'm not sure how feasible that is. so, as soon as i can figure out how to deactivate my account, and just...
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must get this down before i forget or think it's a dream or something.

okay, so: there's this girl named Amira. she's ridiculously cute and doesn't know it. i've always believed she'd be a little too much work for me, but damn. Trevor lives with her, in her father's house. Trevor knows of her through (my other brother) Tanner. Tanner lived at her house before...
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howdy folks! didja miss me? yeah, me neither.

i'm selling all my stuff and running off to Europe for a currently unknown amount of time. i'm scared shitless of the idea, but i'm doing it anyway. because it's a thing i feel needs to be done. or something. i'm starting in England, and i have a friend in China, so i'll be hitting that up...
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it's now 2:41. the first guest arrived at 6:23. the last guest left maybe ten minutes ago. i'd say it was a good night.

today was a potluck event i put together. in that i had a potluck at my apartment. two people brought cookies. i made beef lo mein, and i've got visible burns to prove it. Larilynn brought two HEB-brand packaged salads, with...
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feel special: you guys are getting the full explanation/story, whereas my twitter and facebook friends only get the abbreviated version. here goes!

i've decided to go offline for a week. checking my email once a day, not checking this site or FB or Twitter or anything. i'm even removing the apps from my iPhone. don't worry, it's not hard to get a hold of me....
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let's see... where to start? i suppose the big things would be, in chronological order: moving in to a new apt in May, my roommate/ex-girlfriend moved out, and i lost my job.

the apt. thing isn't much worth talking about. it's smaller, cheaper, 'nuff said.

about a month and a half ago, i was just having a very not-cool day, and when i got home...
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short version: my brother was taken to the hospital last Friday night for extreme drunkenness, and i'm done drinking for a little while. also, i dropped my iPhone in water, so i'm using a Razr for a bit.

long version: the roommate (hethr) and i went to see Master Pancake heckle Goldfinger on Friday at 10. we had much fun and and afterwards, because we...
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apparently the earthquake in Chile knocked the earth off it's axis by three inches. interesting.

hi. hethr, my roommate/ex-girlfriend, went to look at some rental houses today with some of her new friends. she's looking for a place to live. i'm glad for her to go, it's a little awkward at the apartment since we broke up. i'm just worried, as i am wont to...
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maybe i should update this more. i've gotten out of the habit of blogging anywhere. mostly i lurk lately. anyway.

hi. i'm currently working at Apple, and mostly enjoying it. i got told today that i have a voice for talk radio or commercials. that made me feel good.

i need to trim my hair and clip my nails. perhaps i'll do that now.

hi. how are you? remember me? i'm jacob. i think we met at that one party held by a mutual acquaintance of ours. yeah, you were pretty drunk by the time i got there, so i don't blame you for not remembering me. although i hope you got that stain out, that was a pretty cool shirt.

enough of that crap. hi. first off: no,...
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It has been almost a full month since I last updated this. didja miss me? no? yeah, I thought not. fickle bunch, aren't ya? anyway. i decided I'd update this instead of actually working today. go me.

so now, now that I've spent at least half an hour watching various music videos and NOT updating this, now I think I'll type some words in here....
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