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I wish I was your pet, then I could see you and have fun.
All my pets are plastic, metal and fake fur
Right Giz?

You know, I've never actuallly seen a tarantula move?

I have this theory that the ones you can buy are actually little tiny model spiders, with wire armatures, and that pet-store employees break into your home at night and move it to new positions so that you THINK it's alive.