Missy: Awe, I'd like to personally welcome you to Suicide Girls. I always take a few minutes to meet the new members as there is no substitute for a personal welcome. Even though we may be about punk-rock and goth-girls, we still take great pride in our southern charm.
awe: Missy, thank you very much. I can't help but be impressed that you take such an active interest in your new members.
Missy: Why did you choose the name awe?
awe: It's short. ADD was already taken. (that's A-D-D for those of you who missed it. Damn...now I've lost my train of thought.)
You know, maybe ADD isn't the disorder, maybe it's our schools that have the problem. You! Sit here, don't move and memorize this list of dates and numbers. You will be tested on this starting in the 3rd grade and if you FAIL...all in all it's just another brick in the wall...
Oh yeah, i remember where i was...
Missy: So...awe...what do you think of your SG experience so far?
awe: I have to say my favorite part of SG is reading the BIOs of the suicide girls.
Missy: The BIOs, really? I must say that's a pretty fucked-up answer.
awe: They are priceless. For example, Robin's response to WHY I DID SG? "to feel the wrath of the puritanical machine" or something like that.
I mean electrical tape covered nipples is interesting and all, but we all know that the mind is the most powerful sex organ. What more could you ask for than Angel's response of "I wanted to surround myself with as many hot naked chicks as possible." or Eva's response to her FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: "if it's not disturbingly brutal, i'm not interested". And people honestly believe the Internet has not lived up to the pre-crash hype. Are they blind or just illiterate?
Heck Missy, you even admitted you lost it on the Graceland tour! I mean...just pick any girl at random -
Katia: GETS ME HOT: "your tongue in my asshole." - Definitely not your girl next door.
Jami: FANTASY: "To fight evil in high heels"
Betina: WHY I DID SG: "I'm so tired of being good"
Katie: WHY I DID SG: "lack of social skills"
DebraJean: WHY I DID SG: "To receive the hate of the unhappy."
Stormy: MAKES ME HAPPY: "doing lines from between a strippers tits."
Seraphim: FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: "horizontal in a tree." - i need some help with this one.
Lilith: WHY I DID SG: "It seemed like a good fuck at the time....And it was."
Phedre: GETS ME HOT: "bite me, pull my hair, scratch me with your nails, all thing rough, bondage, kiss me like I'm the only one you want..."
Alexis: OCCUPATION: "Design guru for a pharmaceutical monopoly."
Alexis: WHY I DID SG: "Documenting my adventures in social deviation."
EBONY: WHY I DID SG: "Materialising my fantasy's in what most people consider the real world and getting paid for it!"
Mei: WHY I DID SG: "posing naked on the internet is just about the only job you can get with an english degree..."
Benni: SIGN: "Scorpio. She is so angry!"
TWWLY: WHY I DID SG: "To help topple the empire of the Fancy Bitch."
TWWLY: MAKES ME SAD: "Shitty blurry SG sets that look like they've been shot by a hamster with one arm."
TWWLY: FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: "Fill 'er up." - Damn!!
Virlly: MAKES ME HAPPY: "Kicking ass and stomping heads in my black boots."
Fluffi: FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: "Shake me, bake me, bruise me up. Then do it again!"
You just can't get this ANYWHERE else.
But Missy, I do have a serious question...Don't you think you could change the world by adding a couple of additional questions...by just slipping them in between "WHY I DID SG" and "STATS".
The first question would read, "How often do you contemplate suicide?" Answers: Daily, Weekly, Monthly?
Followed by, "Have you ever attempted suicide?"
I wonder what the implications would be of 100, 200, 300+ beautiful, intelligent woman all indicating that Yes, they have contemplated suicide. And that ??? have actually attempted it.
Well...at least, you could change the banners to read...Punk...Rock...Porn... and Self-confidence!
or something like that...
YOU ARE: awe
awe: Missy, thank you very much. I can't help but be impressed that you take such an active interest in your new members.
Missy: Why did you choose the name awe?
awe: It's short. ADD was already taken. (that's A-D-D for those of you who missed it. Damn...now I've lost my train of thought.)
You know, maybe ADD isn't the disorder, maybe it's our schools that have the problem. You! Sit here, don't move and memorize this list of dates and numbers. You will be tested on this starting in the 3rd grade and if you FAIL...all in all it's just another brick in the wall...
Oh yeah, i remember where i was...
Missy: So...awe...what do you think of your SG experience so far?
awe: I have to say my favorite part of SG is reading the BIOs of the suicide girls.
Missy: The BIOs, really? I must say that's a pretty fucked-up answer.
awe: They are priceless. For example, Robin's response to WHY I DID SG? "to feel the wrath of the puritanical machine" or something like that.
I mean electrical tape covered nipples is interesting and all, but we all know that the mind is the most powerful sex organ. What more could you ask for than Angel's response of "I wanted to surround myself with as many hot naked chicks as possible." or Eva's response to her FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: "if it's not disturbingly brutal, i'm not interested". And people honestly believe the Internet has not lived up to the pre-crash hype. Are they blind or just illiterate?
Heck Missy, you even admitted you lost it on the Graceland tour! I mean...just pick any girl at random -
Katia: GETS ME HOT: "your tongue in my asshole." - Definitely not your girl next door.
Jami: FANTASY: "To fight evil in high heels"
Betina: WHY I DID SG: "I'm so tired of being good"
Katie: WHY I DID SG: "lack of social skills"
DebraJean: WHY I DID SG: "To receive the hate of the unhappy."
Stormy: MAKES ME HAPPY: "doing lines from between a strippers tits."
Seraphim: FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: "horizontal in a tree." - i need some help with this one.
Lilith: WHY I DID SG: "It seemed like a good fuck at the time....And it was."
Phedre: GETS ME HOT: "bite me, pull my hair, scratch me with your nails, all thing rough, bondage, kiss me like I'm the only one you want..."
Alexis: OCCUPATION: "Design guru for a pharmaceutical monopoly."
Alexis: WHY I DID SG: "Documenting my adventures in social deviation."
EBONY: WHY I DID SG: "Materialising my fantasy's in what most people consider the real world and getting paid for it!"
Mei: WHY I DID SG: "posing naked on the internet is just about the only job you can get with an english degree..."
Benni: SIGN: "Scorpio. She is so angry!"
TWWLY: WHY I DID SG: "To help topple the empire of the Fancy Bitch."
TWWLY: MAKES ME SAD: "Shitty blurry SG sets that look like they've been shot by a hamster with one arm."
TWWLY: FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: "Fill 'er up." - Damn!!
Virlly: MAKES ME HAPPY: "Kicking ass and stomping heads in my black boots."
Fluffi: FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: "Shake me, bake me, bruise me up. Then do it again!"
You just can't get this ANYWHERE else.
But Missy, I do have a serious question...Don't you think you could change the world by adding a couple of additional questions...by just slipping them in between "WHY I DID SG" and "STATS".
The first question would read, "How often do you contemplate suicide?" Answers: Daily, Weekly, Monthly?
Followed by, "Have you ever attempted suicide?"
I wonder what the implications would be of 100, 200, 300+ beautiful, intelligent woman all indicating that Yes, they have contemplated suicide. And that ??? have actually attempted it.
Well...at least, you could change the banners to read...Punk...Rock...Porn... and Self-confidence!
or something like that...
YOU ARE: awe
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None of my friends check this site out, so I'm constantly talking about what's going on here. This is the one point where they all say, " Yeah, shut the f___ up! You already told us about keeping the box, dumb ass." *sniff* Such love, it brings so many tears to my eyes.
OK, I'm jealous. Missy never welcomed me. Not even a, "What the heck are you doing here, perv?"