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Wednesday Apr 09, 2003

Apr 9, 2003
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A woman is shopping at her local market.
She picks up cat food, a frozen diner for one and a half pint of ice cream.
While she is checking out the young man checking her out said, "you must be single."
The lady asked, "how did you know? Is it what I am buying?"

"No. It's cause you are FUCKING UGLY!!!"
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fallen1:
ha ha ha!!! roflol, that pic is killer!!!!! the jokes funny too!
later
Apr 9, 2003
hellkitten:
haha... heard that one before, but every time that last line sneaks up on me! ,o)
Apr 9, 2003

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