In honor of HellKitten:
The Lone Ranger is captured by a tribe of Indians.
They tell him he has 3 days to live. But they will allow him one request each of the three days.
The first day, the Lone Ranger requested to talk to his horse. He wispered in the horse's ear, where after the horse ran off. Several hours later the horse returns with a beautiful woman.
The second day, the Lone Ranger asked again to be allowed to speak with his horse. And once again the horse runs off, and then returns several hours later with a beautiful woman.
On the third day, the Lone Ranger once again asked to speak with his horse. This time he grabed his horse by both ears and said,"listen well...go get the POSSE! Get the P-O-O-S-E.
The Lone Ranger is captured by a tribe of Indians.
They tell him he has 3 days to live. But they will allow him one request each of the three days.
The first day, the Lone Ranger requested to talk to his horse. He wispered in the horse's ear, where after the horse ran off. Several hours later the horse returns with a beautiful woman.
The second day, the Lone Ranger asked again to be allowed to speak with his horse. And once again the horse runs off, and then returns several hours later with a beautiful woman.
On the third day, the Lone Ranger once again asked to speak with his horse. This time he grabed his horse by both ears and said,"listen well...go get the POSSE! Get the P-O-O-S-E.
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I know it is not the most P.C. joke.