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Honestly, if they have to put four staples in the back of your head because you fell out of the shower and cracked it open on a sink, have them use the local anesthetic. Don't just have them put the staples in.

Seriously.

That shit hurt like hell.

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clara:

Your fingers don't look so much crossed as rockin'. Please rectify this immediately.

Mar 5, 2004

sakita:

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it is one of my biggest fears
that I will slip whilst in the shower
and either knock myself out and drown
or just die out right.
lovely

Mar 5, 2004

Wow! It's been a long time.

Now, I don't want any of you thinking I don't love you, because I do, I've just been really busy. And spending a lot of time sleeping with my secretary in the Carribean.

Look behind you! A three headed monkey!

clara:

You obviously don't really love me.

*cries*

Feb 23, 2004

liv3:

can you love me too?

Feb 27, 2004

I am hungry. Someone please put food in my belly! I AM HUNGRY! SOMEONE PLEASE PUT FOOD IN MY BELLY!

Thank you, I love you.

MORE FOOD PLEASE!

Also, please enjoy some of my daring and controversial video work. Thank you.

The Reidster! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA (you'll need Quicktime 6)

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jax:

I love klimt

Feb 10, 2004

sakita:

sneeze
sneeze
sneeze

oh excuse me, let me wipe that off.

Feb 14, 2004

My brain goes pop pop pop!

POP!

Pop!

poP!

It's like a thirsty donkey on the edge of the desert, lustily absorbing all the thoughts and ideas it can while not spitting anything out in a coherent or rational manner.

POP POP POP!

Do you remember Walter?

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clara:

YOU'RE WEIRD!

Jan 27, 2004

seanconnery:

'and we'll make their brains melt, jump around in their heads, and BUZZZZZZZ LIKE LITTLE BEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!'

god bless big daddy meat straw. what a terrible terrible childhood influence. i miss that album, i really should have bought the used copy i found at everyday one time...

Jan 28, 2004

Why can't I work when I need to? What is holding me back? Am I really so scared of seeing myself succeed?

misterjesus:

I know and I am so ashamed

Jan 19, 2004

clara:

I don't know the answer, but I hope you'll work through it before you miss out on your opportunities.

Jan 19, 2004

Oh christ, I am ready to go back to New York.

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misterjesus:

Beer i can supply backrub on the other hand..........

Jan 13, 2004

mia:

just making a random comment.
I'm going to work on a movie in NY next month I think..

Jan 17, 2004

I spent the day at the beach today. It was fantastic. Though it seemed like it might be shitty and foggy when we left Campbell because it was a little on the cool side, we were delighted to find that the beach in Santa Cruz was in fact quite nice.

It was sunny and amazing. I shot three rolls of film and life is good.

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goodlordyshorty:

Your profile pic, Adam Goldberg looks like you.

Jan 8, 2004

edea:

Brr i could never even think about going to the beach this time of year!

Jan 11, 2004

What the fuck? Tonsilitis again? I am getting god damned sick of this already.

So, my Jesusday tally at this point is:
Jesus Action Figure (\m/ >:E)
John Deer t-shirt
Hot chocolate.

WOO!

In other news, Nixion's new set makes me want to steal her so bad, my brain feels like it's going to explode. Ok, that might be the fever, but it's more fun...
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