Friday Jan 30, 2004

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I am hungry. Someone please put food in my belly! I AM HUNGRY! SOMEONE PLEASE PUT FOOD IN MY BELLY!

Thank you, I love you.

MORE FOOD PLEASE!

Also, please enjoy some of my daring and controversial video work. Thank you.

The Reidster! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA (you'll need Quicktime 6)
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jax:
I love klimt blush
sakita:
sneeze
sneeze
sneeze

oh excuse me, let me wipe that off.

Wednesday Jan 21, 2004

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My brain goes pop pop pop!

POP!

Pop!

poP!

It's like a thirsty donkey on the edge of the desert, lustily absorbing all the thoughts and ideas it can while not spitting anything out in a coherent or rational manner.

POP POP POP!

Do you remember Walter?
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clara:
YOU'RE WEIRD!
seanconnery:
'and we'll make their brains melt, jump around in their heads, and BUZZZZZZZ LIKE LITTLE BEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!'

god bless big daddy meat straw. what a terrible terrible childhood influence. i miss that album, i really should have bought the used copy i found at everyday one time...

Monday Jan 19, 2004

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Why can't I work when I need to? What is holding me back? Am I really so scared of seeing myself succeed?
misterjesus:
I know and I am so ashamed
clara:
I don't know the answer, but I hope you'll work through it before you miss out on your opportunities.

Sunday Jan 11, 2004

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Oh christ, I am ready to go back to New York.
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misterjesus:
Beer i can supply backrub on the other hand..........
mia:
just making a random comment.
I'm going to work on a movie in NY next month I think..

Sunday Dec 28, 2003

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I spent the day at the beach today. It was fantastic. Though it seemed like it might be shitty and foggy when we left Campbell because it was a little on the cool side, we were delighted to find that the beach in Santa Cruz was in fact quite nice.

It was sunny and amazing. I shot three rolls of film and life is good.
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goodlordyshorty:
Your profile pic, Adam Goldberg looks like you.
edea:
Brr i could never even think about going to the beach this time of year!

Wednesday Dec 24, 2003

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What the fuck? Tonsilitis again? I am getting god damned sick of this already.

So, my Jesusday tally at this point is:
Jesus Action Figure (\m/ >:E)
John Deer t-shirt
Hot chocolate.

WOO!

In other news, Nixion's new set makes me want to steal her so bad, my brain feels like it's going to explode. Ok, that might be the fever, but it's more fun...
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spaceheater:
Oh my gosh! you're quite the hot topic on the hookup boards right now! (Don't worry, I don't think you look like Seth Green, he's not that sexy wink )
polly:
hellooooo. biggrin

Thursday Dec 18, 2003

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http://www.bsg-dornier.de/schiessen/index.html?/schiessen/filme/filme.htm

http://www.sscmagnum.de/hochgeschwindigkeitsvideos.htm

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>:E

\m/
clara:
Your pictures go boom.
poophead:
those are some sweet videos, if only i could read german..

Monday Dec 15, 2003

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*insert clever block of topical text here*

*humor*

*humor*

*heart-warming conclusion*

!
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clara:
Bravo!

*throws roses*
clara:
I miss seeing buildings and shit.
frown

Tuesday Dec 09, 2003

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Yay! Classes are over for the semester. Woo! Only 1 more before I can graduate and then starve!

YAY!

Also, my knee hurts. Someone fix it please, thanks.
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clara:
Unrecoverable is indeed a word. See?
clara:
Good thing he's not Professor McGinbottom. If he were I'd do my best to steal him from you. And I'd win!

Wednesday Nov 26, 2003

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I remember this one time when I was in Ohio, I asked someone what "Ohio" meant.

He said, "Damned if I know, son!" And then I asked if I could get my own "Ohio" somewhere, but he just looked at me and said, "Boy, you been sniffin' the glue?" I hadn't been. So I asked him what "the glue" was and if it was somehow...
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poophead:
i stumbled upon this and thought it was the funniest thing i have read in a long time. thanks. i sent it to a friend of mine who loved it as well. you are a talented writer and fucking hilarious. keep it up.

by the way, you have a great taste in music.
clara:
Noted. Now let's get down with Oscar Wilde!

Monday Nov 17, 2003

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YAY! New pictures. Enjoy.

Also, The Master and Margarita was just as amazing the second time through. Highly recommended.
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clara:
God, I hope the local library carries that.
clara:
Yay for you knowing their real name! Latin is not the most useful language to study.

Tuesday Nov 11, 2003

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Maybe the Earth is Flat
Listless
Giving Up the Ghost
I Do My Crosswords In Pen
The Spawning of Progression
Like Starscream
A Movie Kind of Life
Six Hundred Cubis Centimeters
As You Speak
A Lazarus Envy
clara:
I'm going to need you to clear up that bit about the tacos. Until I know otherwise I'll believe you're planning to gift me with several.
sinfulsicilian:
id surprise u love
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