So my coworker can't seem to understand why it bothers me that he can't flush his shit down the toilet. He keeps doing this and is just amazed that I don't like having to walk in and look at his unflushed turds. I told him that next time he does it I'm going to just walk up and punch him in the face, but to be honest that's not as much my style as some type of practical joke.
So I know that people read this. Tell me what I should do if he does it again. Poop on his car? Collect my dog's crap and leave it on his doorstep? Help me out here.
So I know that people read this. Tell me what I should do if he does it again. Poop on his car? Collect my dog's crap and leave it on his doorstep? Help me out here.
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one time this kid in home ec made a gingerbread dough terd, put it on the seat and got everyone in there to stare at it. he then picked it up and took a bite. people love to look at terds.
Oh nevermind.
Anyhow I think I'll start with a cryptic warning. Namely an enlargement of a panel from Sadist (remember that comic anyone? it ran in Deadline magazine..) where a man speaks in frence for a while, then the translation turns out to be the following:
"Hello Harry! Naked man in a box!! When the box is covering him, it protects him from getting hit with shit. You can put shit on the ground near his feet, or you can wait until he stands up out of the box... Try dropping shit on his head!!"
Then if he offends again, something terrible happens.