So for the past year I've worked with a good friend of mine. Friday was her last day. I started drinking as soon as I got back from my lunch break. Made someone run to 7-11 across the street and pick up some Sparks (the caffeine/liquor combo totally messes me up) so I was a little loopy whilst printing for the rest of the day.
After work we all went to some bar and grill place full of 90210 looking motherfuckers. I started with Crown & 7s and kept yelling obnoxious shit like "I am far too drunk to be sitting on a chair this tall". Friend made me dance with her (she's the only person in the world who can get me to do that) and then I went home early.
Called an ex-girlfriend. Trying to be friends. She seemed happy. Relieved.
It's funny to show up somewhere where everyone is drunk while wearing Elvis glasses. I lost a pair that belonged to my brother at the bar last week, so I ordered 2 more pair online. Got them, then bartender found the old pair. Brother and I matched.
Then we went to some lame party in a guy's apartment. I didn't know the guy, but I actually knew some of the people there. This one girl who always comes up to me to talk about John Waters and fighting the WAR ON TERROR on the homefront (which still hasn't happened, btw) took the glasses and I let her wear them. Then the cops showed up because some retard was pissing on cars. And people told the cops that they were underage and drunk (which I why I always try not to hang out with kids - they are usually dumb). So some idiot got pissed off and tried to charge the cops, then yelled "police brutality" when they grabbed him and held him to keep him from attacking them. So anyhow, my point was that the cops made us leave before I got my Elvis Presley sunglasses back. Sad Rik.
Oh yeah everyone else is doing this so now I will too. Let's ask Google exactly what Rik is, okay?
Rik is racing for fun!
Rik is a traditionalist in the true sense of the word
Rik is a talented singer, song writer, multi-instrumentalist, storyteller and member
of "The Mythical Order of The Rose Tattoo
Rik is a real tail twister
Rik is a visual comedy vocalist
Rik is a Gun Goon
Rik is assembling the software to allow
real-time interactive lightshows driven by his sitar
RIK is in the country's best interest
Rik is fluent in Dutch and English, his Swedish is very good
Rik is a member of the Vermont Council of the Arts
Rik is a Gemini Metal-Tiger
Rik is the returning Pac-10 Pitcher of the Year
Rik is the author of Fishy Business
Rik is joined by musicians such as free jazz saxophone
titan Wally Shoup
Rik is scheduled to appear as Merlin in the upcoming film Merlin: The Return
See - wasn't that just a LOAD OF FUN?
After work we all went to some bar and grill place full of 90210 looking motherfuckers. I started with Crown & 7s and kept yelling obnoxious shit like "I am far too drunk to be sitting on a chair this tall". Friend made me dance with her (she's the only person in the world who can get me to do that) and then I went home early.
Called an ex-girlfriend. Trying to be friends. She seemed happy. Relieved.
It's funny to show up somewhere where everyone is drunk while wearing Elvis glasses. I lost a pair that belonged to my brother at the bar last week, so I ordered 2 more pair online. Got them, then bartender found the old pair. Brother and I matched.
Then we went to some lame party in a guy's apartment. I didn't know the guy, but I actually knew some of the people there. This one girl who always comes up to me to talk about John Waters and fighting the WAR ON TERROR on the homefront (which still hasn't happened, btw) took the glasses and I let her wear them. Then the cops showed up because some retard was pissing on cars. And people told the cops that they were underage and drunk (which I why I always try not to hang out with kids - they are usually dumb). So some idiot got pissed off and tried to charge the cops, then yelled "police brutality" when they grabbed him and held him to keep him from attacking them. So anyhow, my point was that the cops made us leave before I got my Elvis Presley sunglasses back. Sad Rik.
Oh yeah everyone else is doing this so now I will too. Let's ask Google exactly what Rik is, okay?
Rik is racing for fun!
Rik is a traditionalist in the true sense of the word
Rik is a talented singer, song writer, multi-instrumentalist, storyteller and member
of "The Mythical Order of The Rose Tattoo
Rik is a real tail twister
Rik is a visual comedy vocalist
Rik is a Gun Goon
Rik is assembling the software to allow
real-time interactive lightshows driven by his sitar
RIK is in the country's best interest
Rik is fluent in Dutch and English, his Swedish is very good
Rik is a member of the Vermont Council of the Arts
Rik is a Gemini Metal-Tiger
Rik is the returning Pac-10 Pitcher of the Year
Rik is the author of Fishy Business
Rik is joined by musicians such as free jazz saxophone
titan Wally Shoup
Rik is scheduled to appear as Merlin in the upcoming film Merlin: The Return
See - wasn't that just a LOAD OF FUN?