So my coworker can't seem to understand why it bothers me that he can't flush his shit down the toilet. He keeps doing this and is just amazed that I don't like having to walk in and look at his unflushed turds. I told him that next time he does it I'm going to just walk up and punch him in the face, but to...
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So for the past year I've worked with a good friend of mine. Friday was her last day. I started drinking as soon as I got back from my lunch break. Made someone run to 7-11 across the street and pick up some Sparks (the caffeine/liquor combo totally messes me up) so I was a little loopy whilst printing for the rest of the day....
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Oh my god. I love Dia.
I saw this coming.
I saw this coming.
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avanttard:
Yes, I saw you on the "Hook Up" before ever knowing you were going to be an official SG and thought to myself:
"Self - this is an amazing girl. Don't say anything or you'll make a complete ass out of yourself". So I left it at that.
"Self - this is an amazing girl. Don't say anything or you'll make a complete ass out of yourself". So I left it at that.
dia:
This is so goddamned cute! I don't remember writing that.
Well, I never have been very good at keeping up on these journal things.
Last week and old friend of mine moved into the area so my brother and I had to introduce him to town properly. It worked out pretty well - it was such a bizarre night that I think he's really impressed now.
After drinking much Crown Royal we reluctantly attended a...
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Last week and old friend of mine moved into the area so my brother and I had to introduce him to town properly. It worked out pretty well - it was such a bizarre night that I think he's really impressed now.
After drinking much Crown Royal we reluctantly attended a...
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Ended up going out for drinks with that girl again last night. Why does she always call on Wednesdays?
Ended up seeing a bunch of crazy people I hadn't seen in years. Weird stuff. People getting married & etc.
It's my day off of work and now I must go get the proper materials to fight America's WAR ON TERROR! More details soon..
Ended up seeing a bunch of crazy people I hadn't seen in years. Weird stuff. People getting married & etc.
It's my day off of work and now I must go get the proper materials to fight America's WAR ON TERROR! More details soon..
Okay so my brother, who is 4 years younger than me, says he won't date a girl who doesn't seem to be marriage material. As soon as he doesn't see a relationship heading toward eventual marriage, he breaks it off. I don't think he's exactly in a hurry to get married, but that's still a strange mindset for a 21 year old as far as...
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avanttard:
Ha.. thanks. I don't think I'll do that because I don't like spamming-type people, though.
I'll round up some photos to email you and I think you'll be happy.
I'll round up some photos to email you and I think you'll be happy.
alexcuervo:
great!
So I work at a photo lab. As such, I get to see some crazy shit. For example, the state patrol brings their stuff by. I've seen murdered people, dead bodies in horrible car accidents, crime scenes, etc. Today, after a year of working there, I got this one: young girl's post-rape examination.
I don't give a fuck about dead people. I can work with...
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It's too fucking hot here. If I wanted hot weather, I'd live somewhere besides Washington. Everyone is in shorts and saying how they want to go swimming.
I don't wear shorts. I think they make most people look funny. There was one photograph in existance of Hitler wearing shorts and he ordered it to be destroyed.
Went for drinks with a very cool girl last...
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I don't wear shorts. I think they make most people look funny. There was one photograph in existance of Hitler wearing shorts and he ordered it to be destroyed.
Went for drinks with a very cool girl last...
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Downloaded a bunch of mp3s. Mainly by 'Zao' and 'Pink and Brown'. Also got some Mourning Noise as suggested by someone on the board. Tried the Goblins as well but the singer bugs me.
Other stuff currently playing around here:
Lost Sounds
Antiworld
Daisy Chainsaw
Dirt
Isis (hey.. they sample from the Crispin Glover segment of Lynch's 'Hotel Room' in at least 2 songs)
Dystopia...
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Other stuff currently playing around here:
Lost Sounds
Antiworld
Daisy Chainsaw
Dirt
Isis (hey.. they sample from the Crispin Glover segment of Lynch's 'Hotel Room' in at least 2 songs)
Dystopia...
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Was looking around the Troma website and happened upon some of my photos there. That was weird. The model must've submitted them.
Wonder where else my photos are floating around on the internet......
Wonder where else my photos are floating around on the internet......
Oh fuck.
fuck fuck fuck.
I just got the craziest best email I've gotten in forever. I wish I could brag about it... but I'd hate to jink anything, especially something still so indefinite. But still....
fuck fuck fuck. whoo....
Oh and the problem with my truck was so ridiculous that I'm not even going to get into it here for fear of making a...
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fuck fuck fuck.
I just got the craziest best email I've gotten in forever. I wish I could brag about it... but I'd hate to jink anything, especially something still so indefinite. But still....
fuck fuck fuck. whoo....
Oh and the problem with my truck was so ridiculous that I'm not even going to get into it here for fear of making a...
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alexcuervo:
Heya - your photography is great! Ever play around w/ a Lomo? I dig Holgas & the Lost Sounds & Katie Jane Garside too! Whatever happened to her anyways?
Hm. So now quite accidently it seems I have a journal.
Hold on to your seat kids.
Hold on to your seat kids.
one time this kid in home ec made a gingerbread dough terd, put it on the seat and got everyone in there to stare at it. he then picked it up and took a bite. people love to look at terds.
Oh nevermind.
Anyhow I think I'll start with a cryptic warning. Namely an enlargement of a panel from Sadist (remember that comic anyone? it ran in Deadline magazine..) where a man speaks in frence for a while, then the translation turns out to be the following:
"Hello Harry! Naked man in a box!! When the box is covering him, it protects him from getting hit with shit. You can put shit on the ground near his feet, or you can wait until he stands up out of the box... Try dropping shit on his head!!"
Then if he offends again, something terrible happens.