ava_jade

I went to see Santa. He asked me, "is that a wish list in your pocket?" I said no and didn't really understand what he was asking. Then Santa told me that I am a very naughty boy, that I should call him Carl, and that I should come over at 11 pm to pet Rudolph until his nose glows red. I am very suspicious, but I'll go anyway because he said that he has milk and cookies.