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Some cat up in Wisconsin is selling a 1964 'Flipper' Dolphin Ride on ebay
starting bid $1950
but I thought Flipper was blue? how the hell did he turn so green?
was it envy?
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can you imagine Flipper on the front porch
Man comes up with small kid knocks on door
-"hey mister would you mind if......."
-"NOOOOO!!!! no one rides flipper - flipper is art - go away!
Mans face is white then red as kid starts to cry....
-It could happen I guess?
![biggrin](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/biggrin.b730b6165809.gif)
![smile](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/smile.0d0a8d99a741.gif)
![surreal](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/surreal.c4753148b56b.gif)
Note the eyelashes!
You gonna buy it?