autrix

I've known some people that were ready to go after surgery in a day. Some people get screwed with MASSIVE amounts of pain. But for the latter...there is Vicodin!

Here's to you recovering early AND having drugs left over

Yaarg Lonley nights at sea?!! Oh pirate! You're supposed to capture wenches and take them WITH you! Wait, I mean SEDUCE wenches. Capturing them will get you strung up in the gallows