Thursday Sep 07, 2006

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my best friend tom is pointing his camera at me....in 5 seconds I am gonna remove some random guys penis, come back and beat tom with it.....gotta be a big penis though....I'll take his roomates giant clock!!!!!!

So my co worker marlin made me angry, one time I was busy makin someone a panini so I told him to take someones order for me, who happens to be one of my professors, and he asked for coffee with an espresso shot...my profssor tells me today that he took the espresso powder and put it directly in the coffee....WWHHHAAAT!!! So i gave him a free coffee....man that was embaressing....

i got me some hard lemonade...yum...and i had sushi, i love sushi...though stop and shop dun make the best sushi...I MAKE THE BEST SUSHI! FUCK YOU! OH GOD!!! AHHH!...i dunno...

theres that camera again...time to remove someones penis, later folks!
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jessie:
Heh. That's funny. Tell them it's just the default intro everyone else got, translated through a Japanese translator, then edited by me, since translators suck. I just don't have a program that can create kanji so I'm stuck doing it the crappy way :/. I haven't taken Japanese in about 3 years now. Tell them I said "Mata watashi wa bakadaiyou desu, ne."
jessie:
Wait a minute... holy shit...

I'm in love with you.

Everything taste better with rabies... xD!! The fairly odd parents.

"Don't forget the rabies. Everything taste better with rabies. YAY rabies" has been the signature of every forum I've ever belonged to.

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