BAAHAHAHA, someone sent me this abstinence only website. It;s obviously christian but its sooo wierd the way they say things.
heres several images that were there
WHAT THE FUUUUCCCKK.
They talk about jerking each other off instead of fucking. As for gays they say men cant be gay but women can. How crazy is that? How often do you hear a christian site saying, tits, ass, fucking.
One guy wrote a letter saying
"My girlfriend and I have an abstinence only relationshiop and have agreed not to DO IT till we are married. We take long wwalks on the beach while holding hands and kiss. And when we are in the mood, i jerk her off through her panties and she jerks me off until I ejaculate on her tits or her face. Is this considered spilling my seed in vain?"
the bishop guy said "Depends on what she looks like (hehe, just a klittle clerical humor there. No, spilling your seed in vain consists of spilling your seed on the ground. Ejaculating on her face is fine as long as nothing gets in her mouth"
BWAH?!
here, see for yourself
http://abstinenceonly.com/
heres several images that were there
WHAT THE FUUUUCCCKK.
They talk about jerking each other off instead of fucking. As for gays they say men cant be gay but women can. How crazy is that? How often do you hear a christian site saying, tits, ass, fucking.
One guy wrote a letter saying
"My girlfriend and I have an abstinence only relationshiop and have agreed not to DO IT till we are married. We take long wwalks on the beach while holding hands and kiss. And when we are in the mood, i jerk her off through her panties and she jerks me off until I ejaculate on her tits or her face. Is this considered spilling my seed in vain?"
the bishop guy said "Depends on what she looks like (hehe, just a klittle clerical humor there. No, spilling your seed in vain consists of spilling your seed on the ground. Ejaculating on her face is fine as long as nothing gets in her mouth"
BWAH?!
here, see for yourself
http://abstinenceonly.com/
pixieduzt:
That site made me laugh so hard I cried! omfg, that was great!