*phew* Had a big scare.
Theres this site mostly meant for adult fan fics, but it doenst HAVE to be a fan fic, where I posted an erotic short story, only one I have ever written and actually shown people.
For a while the site has been under construction and hasnt been allowing more stories to be posted until a later date. One day I go to the site and it takes me to some smallville site, so I'm freaking out thinking my story is gone. I asked another friend of who has stories on there whats going on, and she says she doesn't know. So I was pretty sad, then later that night she IMed me and told me it was back up. I checked it out and my story was still there, thank god.
HAZAR FOR EROTIC FICTIONS! YAY!
So today was ok for my frist day on break. I was bored most of the day. But I finally got in touch with my friend Rachie and we went to this mall that we havnt gone to in a while. I completely forgot how much that mall sucks, but the good one was packed. But what do you expect out of garden state plaza. it's always fuckin crowded. Ah jersey malls, gotta love'm...
While at the mall we ran into our friends Ellen and Carolyn, we sat around for a while talkin about stttuuffff, yay stuff, stuff is cool, we agreed to meet at my place afterward for movies n stuff. Carolyn decided to hang with Ellen for a while cuz Ellens spring break is almost over. So Rachie and I went to my house, called my friend Andrew over and I turned on Princess Bride. Ok, how can you not love that movie. But of course being who I am I had to keep making perverted jokes about it.
TV(buttercup): Farm Boy! Pollish my horse's saddle, I want to see my face shining in it by morning.
TV(Wesly): As you wish
Me: Yah baby, I'll pollish your saddle gooood. And she was shocked one day to discover that by I'll pollish your saddle, what he really meant was cunnilingus...
hhhyyaah. Andrew gets pissed everytime my friends and I talk during a movie. he must realize by now that we are TOO A.D.D to sit through a whole movie without talking. It just doesn't happen.
Carolyn came up later when we were watching the documentary int he special features on the PB DVD. I love special features, yup yuppers.
And after all that I talking to my boyfriend, which I am still doing now ;D
Gaahh, Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday I have to work at the school on the FUCKING set. I HATE my stage craft teacher so much. Since he decided not to count the fact that I'll be working DURING the show backstage as hours for class, I have to work duringmy fucking break. What a fucking douchebag. I hate people, i really do.
Bwaha, i discovered Lenore cartoons on youtube before, it made me mighty happy. I forgot roman dirge actually made animated cartoons of her. I learned of it long ago, you know, when I actually used dial up, so my connection was to slow to download the movies. But now that I am older and wiser and use cable, I can watch them. That make me happy in pants.
PENIS!!!!
Theres this site mostly meant for adult fan fics, but it doenst HAVE to be a fan fic, where I posted an erotic short story, only one I have ever written and actually shown people.
For a while the site has been under construction and hasnt been allowing more stories to be posted until a later date. One day I go to the site and it takes me to some smallville site, so I'm freaking out thinking my story is gone. I asked another friend of who has stories on there whats going on, and she says she doesn't know. So I was pretty sad, then later that night she IMed me and told me it was back up. I checked it out and my story was still there, thank god.
HAZAR FOR EROTIC FICTIONS! YAY!
So today was ok for my frist day on break. I was bored most of the day. But I finally got in touch with my friend Rachie and we went to this mall that we havnt gone to in a while. I completely forgot how much that mall sucks, but the good one was packed. But what do you expect out of garden state plaza. it's always fuckin crowded. Ah jersey malls, gotta love'm...
While at the mall we ran into our friends Ellen and Carolyn, we sat around for a while talkin about stttuuffff, yay stuff, stuff is cool, we agreed to meet at my place afterward for movies n stuff. Carolyn decided to hang with Ellen for a while cuz Ellens spring break is almost over. So Rachie and I went to my house, called my friend Andrew over and I turned on Princess Bride. Ok, how can you not love that movie. But of course being who I am I had to keep making perverted jokes about it.
TV(buttercup): Farm Boy! Pollish my horse's saddle, I want to see my face shining in it by morning.
TV(Wesly): As you wish
Me: Yah baby, I'll pollish your saddle gooood. And she was shocked one day to discover that by I'll pollish your saddle, what he really meant was cunnilingus...
hhhyyaah. Andrew gets pissed everytime my friends and I talk during a movie. he must realize by now that we are TOO A.D.D to sit through a whole movie without talking. It just doesn't happen.
Carolyn came up later when we were watching the documentary int he special features on the PB DVD. I love special features, yup yuppers.
And after all that I talking to my boyfriend, which I am still doing now ;D
Gaahh, Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday I have to work at the school on the FUCKING set. I HATE my stage craft teacher so much. Since he decided not to count the fact that I'll be working DURING the show backstage as hours for class, I have to work duringmy fucking break. What a fucking douchebag. I hate people, i really do.
Bwaha, i discovered Lenore cartoons on youtube before, it made me mighty happy. I forgot roman dirge actually made animated cartoons of her. I learned of it long ago, you know, when I actually used dial up, so my connection was to slow to download the movies. But now that I am older and wiser and use cable, I can watch them. That make me happy in pants.
PENIS!!!!
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jj_r0x0rz:
you tube is rad i found some pretty hilarious hentai on it once
jamielee:
Turning everything into a sexual connotation is the best game ever. 
