there once was a man named austie
he fancied himself rather naughty
but early one night
his girl gave him some tights
and he told her he thought she was raunchy
I'm having my male period. I can't get comfortable. My computers keep fucking me over. My hard disk crashed and took my iTunes purchased musics with it. I had thought that you buy a song on iTunes, you can download it to each of your authorized computers. Nope. not the way it works. Fuckers. You are only entitled to download the song once. That currently... Read More
i was rolling through campus. i don't go to college anymore. i graduated, but not from the college girls. i work my job. i go home and jerk off. i do this 9-6, M-F. on the weekend, i go hit the campus up for honeys.
i found a nice 'Suicide Girl'. this piece was... Read More
my german shephard is a porn star. it all started when he was surfing the internet while i was at work. he found a porn site of german shephards doing white chicks.
now you know how dogs can be with each others asses. well imagine your dog is like that with chicks. you can't bring any girls home. you can't take him for a walk... Read More