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that new elliot smith album, so good.
austie_jonez:
goddamnit. my mom sent me something. now it is sitting at the post office for me to pick up so that i can throw it away.
0
LIKE I GIVE A FUCK

I JUST PISSED MYSELF
aarong:
They have medicine for that now.
davel:
friends don't let friend drunk blog.
0
love and a 45 collection.
aarong:
snort it up.
aarong:
there once was a man named austie
he fancied himself rather naughty
but early one night
his girl gave him some tights
and he told her he thought she was raunchy
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i just made a short term investment in scotch and whiskey.
0
yo ♥ swinney.org
love love love love love
i'm drunk, listening
to muddy waters,
and i love that
website like a
girl that broke
up with me a
long time ago.
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I'm having my male period. I can't get comfortable. My computers keep fucking me over. My hard disk crashed and took my iTunes purchased musics with it. I had thought that you buy a song on iTunes, you can download it to each of your authorized computers. Nope. not the way it works. Fuckers. You are only entitled to download the song once. That currently...
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my brother has scabies. he says they are painful.

also: nz vocab: pack a fit / chuck a spaz
belly:
also, we say "bug fush", not big fish.
0
it is 3 AM, i wonder if she ever got undun.

i was rolling through campus. i don't go to college anymore. i graduated, but not from the college girls. i work my job. i go home and jerk off. i do this 9-6, M-F. on the weekend, i go hit the campus up for honeys.

i found a nice 'Suicide Girl'. this piece was...
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belly:
i'll hit my head all right!!!!

re-pube-lickin'?
coco:
fucking hell, dude.
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my german shephard is a porn star. it all started when he was surfing the internet while i was at work. he found a porn site of german shephards doing white chicks.

now you know how dogs can be with each others asses. well imagine your dog is like that with chicks. you can't bring any girls home. you can't take him for a walk...
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le: