If she doesn't mention you at confession, you need to step up your game.

There's no "I" in team, but there is in Whiskey, Marijuana, Tequila, Vagina, Strippers, Tits, Cream Pie, Anal Fissures, Flesh Light, Inappropriate and Sin.

Now that Disney owns Star Wars, I can't wait to see what they will come up with for a hidden triple x cover on their movies. Yoda double jerking it? Chewbacca giving anal cream pies?
The suspense is killing me.

I'm going to hell in every religion.

In all, it was a good day. I didn't appear on an episode of Hoarders, Intervention, The First 48, or Worlds Dumbest.
Go me!