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"Omg omg omg I haven't told you"

"On the train in the morning I had a bad belly and had to use the loo"

It was one of the new ones with sliding doors and buttons, I'm always paranoid myself that they're a bit dodgy...

Then she says

"Then the door slides open, omg, I died"

I was like no way! I thought those doors were dodgy but that's just crazy!

She said "I know I just died! Thank god I had pretty pants around my ankles!"

At this point I was crying laughing, I just couldn't stop...

Next I asked her if it was a crowded train and if anyone pushed the door open, Her reply was..

"No ! It just slid open on its own I think. And the train was packed. This woman ... late 50 s gave me the funniest look. I was like ... don't look at me like that"

"It was hardly deliberate"

Oh my god I love this girl, I was going to put this as just a funny story, but only she could put it in such a way that she made me almost pee my own pants. She gave me permission to tell you guys her story, wow, I was split in half hearing it, half of me was mortified for her, the other half was in hysterics :)

@missy @rambo :)