auriane

ok this was so scary....
so we're at a bar tonight, and I pee and then my friend pees
and OF COURSE as sanitary and non-GROSS individuals, I wash my hands, and then so does he.....
well i go and grab paper towels,
like 8 of them
and then he grabs a few,
and then you know what the fuck happened?!!!!!!!!!
A FUCKING USED NEEDLE FELL OUT OF THE TOWEL DISPENSER AND NEARLY POKED MY FRIEND IN THE HAND!
Thank god it didnt puncture the skin,
but it was like fucking razors in apples and shit....
this is why FROM NOW ON I WILL WIPE MY HANDS ON MY PANTS when Im done soaping up.
I suggest you do the same.
I feel like Im going to spawn a TOTALLY TRUE urban legend.
Love you all, Elvis has left the building.