How To Win A Girl's Heart: A Tutorial
1) Let her dogs out when she has to work for NINE HOURS.
2) Let the dogs run around awhile. Throw rope bone.
3) Clean moldy, stinky, disgusting kitchen.
4) You know that one burner she always uses? You know how she sucks at cooking and always lets things boil over to the point that that burner is black? Clean that.
5) Be incredibly good looking.
1) Let her dogs out when she has to work for NINE HOURS.
2) Let the dogs run around awhile. Throw rope bone.
3) Clean moldy, stinky, disgusting kitchen.
4) You know that one burner she always uses? You know how she sucks at cooking and always lets things boil over to the point that that burner is black? Clean that.
5) Be incredibly good looking.
alliedcries:
well i can handle all of those minus that last one. 
auntfalcon:
stop lying. please, i would have never been your friend were you not hot.