audreyheartburn

Inland Invasion Pros and Cons:

Pro: Went with Lori, David, and Amy, three of my favorite people in the world.
Con: Missed some of my old friends.
Pro: Ian from the Stone Roses was WASTED.
Con: He opened with "I Wanna Be Adored" and everyone went nuts. However, since most of the dorks in attendance didn't know the rest of the album, nobody was really into it.
Pro: Smoking bowls on the way there.
Con: Ten bucks a beer.
Pro: Going to Hooters.
Con: Not a whole lotta vegan food on the menu...but I'm pretty into tits and hotpants, so this really isn't a "con."
Pro: Being among the psychotic Devo fans.
Con: Being among the psychotic Morrissey fans. (No offense, I adore the smiths and moz, but if you're gay, you're gay....no girlfriend with bettie page hair is ever gonna hide that, cholos.)
Pro: Getting into a bit of a fight with some girl who was spitting everywhere.
Con: Not getting into a huge fight with some girl who was spitting everywhere.
Pro: Billy Idol.
Con: The fact that Billy Idol's dick will never find its way anywhere near me.
Pro: Reppin' the 'Nard in San Berdoo.
Con: Not buying drugs while I was there.
Pro: Siouxsie is still really hot for being a million years old.
Con: Morrissey didn't show up...actually, that's kind of a pro. Anything that will piss off a bunch of dudes with waxed sideburns and half-assed pomps is okay by me.

Oh yeah, what the fuck is up with everybody being "that guy?" You know the guy wearing the shirt of the band he's seeing. EVERYBODY and their mother caught onto this trend. DON'T BE THAT GUY! DON'T BE THAT GUY! DON'T BE THAT GUY! DON'T BE THAT GUY! DON'T BE THAT GUY! DON'T BE THAT GUY! DON'T BE THAT GUY! DON'T BE THAT GUY! DON'T BE THAT GUY! DON'T BE THAT GUY! DON'T BE THAT GUY! DON'T BE THAT GUY!

Thank you. ... and I finally posted pics. Big whoop.