audreyheartburn

Wow, thanks for all the nice comments and birthday wishes. Sorry I don't update this sucker more often.

The pros:
I have a job. It's a good job. I get to wear fancy suits every single day.
I lost about 30 lbs...mainly due to not drinking and staying away from meat.
I'm blonde now.

The cons:
I could use a drink.
I feel like a corporate hack.
It's pretty lonely around here. My birthday was a big bag of suck.

Hi Adam and "Thistle"! (Real name has been changed to protect the innocently guilty.)