Wow, thanks for all the nice comments and birthday wishes. Sorry I don't update this sucker more often.
The pros:
I have a job. It's a good job. I get to wear fancy suits every single day.
I lost about 30 lbs...mainly due to not drinking and staying away from meat.
I'm blonde now.
The cons:
I could use a drink.
I feel like a...
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The pros:
I have a job. It's a good job. I get to wear fancy suits every single day.
I lost about 30 lbs...mainly due to not drinking and staying away from meat.
I'm blonde now.
The cons:
I could use a drink.
I feel like a...
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I'm so fucking bored. I hate Ventura. Now I'm reminded why I moved away.
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ara:
Happy Birthday! 
papawheelie:
hippo, birdie, two ewes
hippo, birdie, two ewes
hippo, birdie, deer, ewe
hippo, birdie, two ewes
hippo, birdie, two ewes
hippo, birdie, deer, ewe
hippo, birdie, two ewes
napoleon dynamite...rushmore with mormons?
audreyheartburn:
I'm fucking bored. I hate Ventura.
Okay, so my former housemate had this crazy pic of some girl inserting an eggplant in her vag. When I first saw it, I was pretty amazed. I think that amazement turned to disgust, but this morning, in the few hours I slept, I dreamt that I gave birth to an eggplant.
It was probably really cute.
It was probably really cute.
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akasha823:
u r my kind of gal...
audreyheartburn:
I'm just used to partying really hard. Now I'm just bored.
Ack ack ack...stop sending me crazy drunken e-mails, you fool.
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scrubo:
from the nard and no nardcore bands listed under favorites? going to the nardcore 20th anniversary show next month?
audreyheartburn:
i have favorite nardcore bands...i do....life_returns knows that i have the word OXNARD carved in my chest.
AND WHERE IS MY SEVERED HEAD??? I'll pay postage.
AND WHERE IS MY SEVERED HEAD??? I'll pay postage.
Whoa, I had no idea this thing had a blog feature. I need to stop smoking pot.
abadinfluence:
No ... me thinks more pot will help the situation. It helped me figure everything out on here. lol