audiophyle

i am so pissed off with 1 of the 2 fucking dogs in my house. jada (pitbull mix) is the good one. the one that is constantly pissing on the bathroom floor, trying to open the toilet seat by barking and clawing at it and toppling over the barricaded kitchen trashcan everyday is called mantis (bassithound). when the owners are around they always clean up the mess but never discipline the dog and now they are in mexico with their 5 month old baby leaving the brother to take charge of the clean up comiittee. now that they are in mexico mantis is out of control, probably because he hinks that the owners are never coming back again, so now not only is he pissing in the bathroom feverishly, but just raided a post-party-pot luck-refrigerator that was filled to the brim with a delicatly sliced marinated beef tenderloin, marinated broiled chicken, lemon-pepper-butter salmon....and just thinking about that dog scarfing down a huge hunk of parmasean cheese.... i just have to laugh