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Wednesday Mar 24, 2004

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gypsies, tramps and theives; who was the sexiest of the medieval rascals?

wait. why am i so behind the times. how long ago did jason schwartzman leave phantom planet? i never really liked their music anyway, so i guess it's kind of good... but this somewhat crushes my dream of ever meeting him in person and having a hot threesome with ryan! buaha.

god he's hot.

though i don't think it will ever fully sink in to my brain that he isn't actually max fischer. unfortunately. AND he does that fucking shitty show on fox now. but... i'd still do him, with ryan's permission.



ps: does making a picture with a caption that says 'ryan makes me bot' make any sense whatsoever? well... i did it anyway. haha.
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acetracer:
Actually I think Martha's hot too smile
Mar 25, 2004
anatomist1:
Saw your posts in the 'cumed on' thread. None of my business, of course, but that never stops me... in my view no woman as young and sexy as yourself should tolerate a lover who appears to be so disinterested in pleasing you. At the very least, I agree that you should demand that he attend to your fantasies and desires. It would be much preferred if he would volunteer. You also may want to consider giving him this book as a gift and not so subtle hint:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0446690902/qid=1080233804/sr=8-1/ref=pd_ka_1/103-2610568-9705455?v=glance&s=books&n=507846

If he applies himself, it will turn him into a world-class pussy eater, if he doesn't, take it back and give it to a more worthy suitor.
Mar 25, 2004

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