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today at the coffee shop someone found a phone with homemade PORN on it.

hahahaha. so this old guy brings a cell phone in. and you look at the front of the phone and theres a jpg of a puppy. awwwwwe. but open the phone and right on screen is...

a naked man prying open a naked girls cheeks! oh my!
so we figure there...
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new idea: since no one really pays attention to news or politics or other important issues, but everyone pays attention to music, start a band where every song is a small article. the title of this band? the Public Service Announcement.

i think we're finally on to something.

at my sisters for thanksgiving. her modem is misfunctioning. it was parforming at 14k. i almost had internet withdrawl.

we then went to the bigshots' for thanksgiving dinner. as usual, amazing expensive cheese options for appetizers. this year, i contributed more than wine, i made a stuffed mushroom app. it was ok, everyone said they liked it, but i would have liked it to have...
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i turned from reading current events to surfing for porn, and right then, my palm started to itch. better my palm than my jock i spose.

sigh. so, what was I for Halloween? uh, NOTHING.
yup, thats right, i worked. from home. the project i was doing, it went over, and my director needed it by tuesday. so no trip to ny, no parties, no dressup. oh well.
i didnt even have a costume picked out.

i think this is the first halloween ive missed since i was like 16, when...
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PANICPANICPANICPANIC
project due thursday. been doing nothing but project for a month. (oh, and surfing my lovely sg.) project going to go over (expected), but i reallllly want to go see band in nyc on saturday. project MUST be finished nov1. director and his producer coming by tomorrow.

time to get the orange juice and panic music. time to panic.

God Bless john waters. im watching his new one, A Dirty Shame, and it goes back to his old movies, polyester, female trouble... I heard bad things about this one, and it was corny, crude, and silly. i loved it. Hilarious. "Theres something wrong with your vagina!!!' I love how its all playful, and the villians are saying 'down with tolerance!' also educational is hearing...
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i have disconnected the land line phone, i have turned off the cell, i have thrown the alarm into a drawer. i have 3 film tickets and a prom party this weekend, and no way in hell is work getting in touch with me at all.

its april and its cold. why is it cold? i am trying to snuggle solo, but its a tough thing to do by yourself.

yay, for it is my birthday. and with that, a little statistics:

there are barely 3 pages of birthdays today! 3!
3 people share my exact year.
one of these is an SG
another person with my birthday lives in this town.
and thats just on this middle sized website.

but, oh happy day!


oh, i made a new rule. on your birthday, its totally...
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AWESOME WEEKEND, LAME WEEKEND

i have noticed that all big shows, parties and fun nights seem to all happen in clumps, so that youve got an awesome weekend, where youre rushing to find the best nights, and the lame weekend next weekend, when theres nothing to do.

i like to make up rules about life like that.

been quite busy lately, and this weekend is...
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WARNING: i am a complete and total nerd for cartoons:WARNING
i had a few hours in new york to myself, so i went where i always do, the strand!
i love the strand. i want to live in it. I found a used copy of the 3rd griffen and sabine book, the golden mean for 3 dollars, and an OOOOOLD (1945!) copy of a book...
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