I cried because I had no shoes. And then I met a man who had no feet. So I tripped him, and took his wallet, and used his credit card to buy shoes.
And now I'm happy, because I have shoes. Lots and lots of shoes. And feet.
And now I'm happy, because I have shoes. Lots and lots of shoes. And feet.

coldmonkey:
See! The system works!

johnclement:
Attack Macaque- Republican?

