This is your captain speaking we are still cruising at an altitude of 30,000 feet, and settled into the jetstream. We are currently in the pipe and should have a smooth mutha of a flight, for all of you whats holding, better smoke it now so you can enjoy the sunset. Please feel free to roam and pass the flight crew anything we might enjoy. If you have to get up and shake your groove thang please be aware that first class has been converted into a dance floor and we are currently taking requests. Thank you and enjoy your flight. Would the flight crew please open the bar and somebody bring me a cocktail if you don't mind; Thank you. this has been your captain speaking.
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that sounds like what i'll do if i become rich and buy a private jet. we can have crazy suicidegirls parties, running around and picking up people all over the world to party in the jet. awesome.
*salutes*
may i be dismissed, captain?