atomrobenz

The day the dopes came over

i was sitting at home, peeking through the
blinds at my neighbor's wife, minding my own
business, when my doorbell rang. "Who's there?"
I shouted. " We don't know," came the reply. I immediately
knew the dopes had come over.
I opened the door and invited them in. I was happy
to have company even if they were a bunch of dopes.
"Well, what brings you over this way?"i queried
"Yup."
"Yup."
"Yup."
"Yup."they said.
"Would you like some coffee?" I asked.
"Gol," said one dope,"how long have we been here?"
"About two minutes."
"Gol,we should have left hours ago!"
And they packed up some of my things and lumbered out.
"Goodbye Dopes!" I shouted.
They turned to me and shouted back,
"Goodbye you big fucking idiot!"



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