back home.
thank god.
thank god.
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toothpickmoe:
Where you belong.
casper:
aaaand you left again?
Poor old Grand Dad,
I laughed at all his words,
I thought he was
a bitter man,
he spoke of women's ways.
'They trap you
and they use you
before you even know.
But love is blind,
and you're far to kind,
don't ever let it show!'
I wish that I knew what I know now,
when I was younger.
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I laughed at all his words,
I thought he was
a bitter man,
he spoke of women's ways.
'They trap you
and they use you
before you even know.
But love is blind,
and you're far to kind,
don't ever let it show!'
I wish that I knew what I know now,
when I was younger.
I wish that I knew...
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doxie:
Emo faggot.
jonnytrrrash7:
yr a Faces fan?
ps your gal is vicious.
ps your gal is vicious.
i never thought i would head bang to fucking wings.
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doxie:
Poke.
finch:
oh of course 
i very much look forward to it. you just have to remember that i don't usually look like a leper 
i very much look forward to it. you just have to remember that i don't usually look like a leper Texas was fun. I mean, I'm not looking to buy land out there, but it was still fun. The State Fair of Texas was an orgy of fried delights. In one day, I ingested corndogs, chicken fried bacon, fried butter and fried cookie dough. Ok, more like 3 or 4 hours. But still, when in Rome, right?
At home now, with a massive fire roaring...
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toothpickmoe:
So...fried butter-tasrophe or not?
doxie:
Wait, what?
quite possibly the best music video ever made.
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rendo:
Glad the embedding was disabled. It led me to a funny comment thread on what the dude says.
Also, I love that song.
Also, I love that song.
so the aftermath of being hit by the playmobile car has been pretty minimal. i'm back to nearly 100%, just a little stiff in the right knee. i've decided not to pursue compensatory damages, seeing as i have none. and to be honest, getting by a smart car and walking (ok, sort of limping) away from it is compensation enough. i mean, really. a fucking...
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mrcrisp:
You have too many legs, dude.
Also, that smartcar incident isn't a total compensatory loss. I'm sure one can collect compensation for "mild public embarrassment."
Also, that smartcar incident isn't a total compensatory loss. I'm sure one can collect compensation for "mild public embarrassment."
snakeplissken:
What time is everyone planning on going over tomorrow?
yeah, so today i got hit by a car. whilst crossing the street.
first off, it wasn't just a car. it was a smart car. yeah, that lame ass little hippie mobile. driven by a lame ass middle aged hippie.
best part? a cop was right behind her. saw the entire incident.
so, basically, some vapid 40 year old tofu muncher wasn't watching what she...
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first off, it wasn't just a car. it was a smart car. yeah, that lame ass little hippie mobile. driven by a lame ass middle aged hippie.
best part? a cop was right behind her. saw the entire incident.
so, basically, some vapid 40 year old tofu muncher wasn't watching what she...
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mingol:
Ugh, sorry to hear about this. I'm glad it wasn't worse, though.
ta2dmom:
Seriously, if you get hit by a smart car, I think it has to mean you rock. Because it proves, that people who drive "smart cars" are dumb asses, just like I always assumed! 
Glad you're doing okay though. I hope your recovery is swift!
Glad you're doing okay though. I hope your recovery is swift!
'we are men of action. lies do not become us.'
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casper:
dude. awesome.
i'm preparing for my california trip as we speak.
hanging out with an old friend and his new baby on friday in san jose.
spending the next few days in san francisco with doxie, saint, and whom ever else decides to join us.
heading to LA on tuesday.
already have tentative plans to spend wednesday with manda at magic mountain. roller coasters and...
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hanging out with an old friend and his new baby on friday in san jose.
spending the next few days in san francisco with doxie, saint, and whom ever else decides to join us.
heading to LA on tuesday.
already have tentative plans to spend wednesday with manda at magic mountain. roller coasters and...
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toxic:
hope the vacation went well!
madeleine:
Thank you! That's very helpful! It's always nice to be welcomed to a new place.
One of my friends has an exploding toilet tattooed on his right arm. He also has a burrito tattooed somewhere on the same arm. He claims there's no connection.
One of my friends has an exploding toilet tattooed on his right arm. He also has a burrito tattooed somewhere on the same arm. He claims there's no connection.
It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself.
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misterlinguist:
Come over this weekend and I'll shave your ass with cocoa butter. It won't be gay or nothin'. Just two non-gays guys shaving each others asses with cocoa butter.
onie:
indeed it is.