Where's the starting point? I could say so much but I know people can lose focus quick.
Short and sweet may be the savior of the times. The idea and concept who walks across words. The vocab Messiah.
But the Messiah is asleep as I speak. We'll see where the think tank takes me tonight.
I can start about 5 days ago. (Sporatic sentences and thoughts abound. Be forwarned and be welcome. Sense? Does it make any?)
It begins on Friday night. Claim Jumper here I come. Me, Mom and Dad, and Dads friend. Good times ensue, Good food a plenty. Prime rib, Fried Zuchinni, Ceaser Salad! I have recently become addicted to Ceaser salads. They must have the key dressing though to make the dish complete. Let's just say there were one too many drinks had by some people ( I can hold my own) and scenes were made but moments weren't forgotten. Waiter and server alike were subdued to bluntness. A good tip was left though for the shit that was put up with. I'm sure he's seen worse though.
I hit up Tower Records over the weekend and picked up the previous FATA cd. Great, Great, Great music. I'm looking forward too the new one.
Today I stuffed a USPS box with: Good porn, Black Metal representation and Wax HIp Hop, supported by media words on scruffy paper. Random combination? Yes indeedy!
I saw a lady tell another lady "up yours" at the post office. One lady worked there and it was right when my number was called. Go figure.
Today at Kinkos, the lamenating machine fell off it's support and almost fucked up a new art print I just got. Everything turned out great though and girl helping me was cute and peppy. She said I looked familiar. I can't tell you how many times peoole tell me that. I've been told who I look like before. 2 people; one I don't like to mention. But I swear that people act different around me in public; it's very weird. Maybe cuz I resemble these certain people.
I could write a lot more but here is a quick summary of the reat.
'Dr. Satan" Done well. Disturbing, Twisted, wish there was more coverage of the Doctor and friend.
Mothers Market; In your face, hyped, hippity hoppity people. Kambucha Green Tea. Very good!.
House is torn up. I kid you not; I laughed at this as soon as I saw it. An appliance called "Drizair" sat on my floor. Like Snoop Dog, Woof Woof " for shizzle drizzle, my nizzle" Fixed my grandmas antenna today. I drove over got on the roof, turned in circles at the great view and at a flip of the wrist the atenna was ready in 30 seconds.
Other then this, what can I say?. LIfe is life.
Described in one word. UNPREDICTABLE!
PS: I forgot to add a part in the story about the post office. This is classic. After the post lady said "up yours" to the other girl, the other girl came back all fast and was like "what did you say! What did you say to me?!" Then the post lady tried to pull a vocab switch. She said something like " have yours, I said have yours".
Short and sweet may be the savior of the times. The idea and concept who walks across words. The vocab Messiah.
But the Messiah is asleep as I speak. We'll see where the think tank takes me tonight.
I can start about 5 days ago. (Sporatic sentences and thoughts abound. Be forwarned and be welcome. Sense? Does it make any?)
It begins on Friday night. Claim Jumper here I come. Me, Mom and Dad, and Dads friend. Good times ensue, Good food a plenty. Prime rib, Fried Zuchinni, Ceaser Salad! I have recently become addicted to Ceaser salads. They must have the key dressing though to make the dish complete. Let's just say there were one too many drinks had by some people ( I can hold my own) and scenes were made but moments weren't forgotten. Waiter and server alike were subdued to bluntness. A good tip was left though for the shit that was put up with. I'm sure he's seen worse though.
I hit up Tower Records over the weekend and picked up the previous FATA cd. Great, Great, Great music. I'm looking forward too the new one.
Today I stuffed a USPS box with: Good porn, Black Metal representation and Wax HIp Hop, supported by media words on scruffy paper. Random combination? Yes indeedy!
I saw a lady tell another lady "up yours" at the post office. One lady worked there and it was right when my number was called. Go figure.
Today at Kinkos, the lamenating machine fell off it's support and almost fucked up a new art print I just got. Everything turned out great though and girl helping me was cute and peppy. She said I looked familiar. I can't tell you how many times peoole tell me that. I've been told who I look like before. 2 people; one I don't like to mention. But I swear that people act different around me in public; it's very weird. Maybe cuz I resemble these certain people.
I could write a lot more but here is a quick summary of the reat.
'Dr. Satan" Done well. Disturbing, Twisted, wish there was more coverage of the Doctor and friend.
Mothers Market; In your face, hyped, hippity hoppity people. Kambucha Green Tea. Very good!.
House is torn up. I kid you not; I laughed at this as soon as I saw it. An appliance called "Drizair" sat on my floor. Like Snoop Dog, Woof Woof " for shizzle drizzle, my nizzle" Fixed my grandmas antenna today. I drove over got on the roof, turned in circles at the great view and at a flip of the wrist the atenna was ready in 30 seconds.
Other then this, what can I say?. LIfe is life.
Described in one word. UNPREDICTABLE!
PS: I forgot to add a part in the story about the post office. This is classic. After the post lady said "up yours" to the other girl, the other girl came back all fast and was like "what did you say! What did you say to me?!" Then the post lady tried to pull a vocab switch. She said something like " have yours, I said have yours".
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Your stories are weird. Weird is good. I liked the poem you wrote about being in a dream- it was good.
Ceaser salads are the bomb. Try em from Out Back Steak House in the states. The key ingredient in the dressing is a little something called anchovies. Im sure you knew that. The only other thing I'll eat Anchovies in is Pasta Pootanesta. <ew! Anchovies>Out Backs salads are the bomb not only because of the dressing but their croutons are so fuckin good- they are crispy and most at the same time- its the weirdest thing. I think they spray them with oil n water like a few seconds before they bring em out or some shit- its WEIRD. Check it out- You'll see.
[Edited on Aug 25, 2003]