Woke up, got up, near 11 o'clock. But naked except I was only wearing one sock.
Hmmm very stange. It must of gotten lost to the sock void. You know, the place that your socks go whenever you can only seem to find one of them. It happens to me all the time after I wash them.
Woke up with the song "Speed Queen" by Slug, on my mind. Come to think of it, I think I wake up with songs in my head all the time.
I had to go to the Docs' office this morning to check up on a torso covering rash that I've had for about 3 weeks. I thought it would go away by itself.
So her is the dialogue with the Doc:
Me: What's up Doc. Can we rock?
Doc: Sorry son. I'm kinda busy today. Maybe some other time yo.
Doc: Let's see this rash you are talking about.
Me: Okay. Here check it out.
Doc: That looks like a fungus that you've picked up. Where the hell did you get that from?
Me: I have no idea.
Doc: Have you been eating any mushrooms lately?
Me: Yeah. I've been diggin on the funky fresh kind. Yu know! The Cow shit brand.
Doc: Well, there you go. That will do it.
Doc: Wait! Now that I look at it closer, it looks like somthin else to me. It looks like it might be parker posey ring around the rosey. Yep, that's what it is.
Me: It looks like whaaaat! What chu talkin about Doc.
Doc: Yeah, there is no treatment for it. It lasts for about 8 weeks.
Me: Really! Sheeut.
Doc: Word son.
Me: Word?
Doc: Yes. Really yo! Sorry to bees wastin your time.
End conversation.................
Okay. So I fabricated it a bit.
Turns out that I have what's called Pittyriasis Rosea.
I have to deal with this shit on my body for most of June.
Damn! Looks like there's going to be no nude parties for my ass.
So I just finished eating a grip of soybeans. I love soybeans. I could eat them all day long.
Well I'm off to go have good times with my rash.
It's just you and me kid for the next month.
Where did I even pick you up at? What a frickin stowaway.
-GodsUglyStrange
...One more thing. The best qoute from Eyedea ever.
"My names Mike, I don't ride a bike"
Update:.... I got my first "What does SG stand for" question today. It was by this cute girl at Petco. I told her it stood for Stereotyped Geek.
Ha. Nah really, I told her it stood for Suicide Girls. She kinda gave me this funny look. Then I told her it was an online community of people and a website for girls who mostly have tats and are pierced. She said "oh" smiled and told me to have a nice day.
Hmmm very stange. It must of gotten lost to the sock void. You know, the place that your socks go whenever you can only seem to find one of them. It happens to me all the time after I wash them.
Woke up with the song "Speed Queen" by Slug, on my mind. Come to think of it, I think I wake up with songs in my head all the time.
I had to go to the Docs' office this morning to check up on a torso covering rash that I've had for about 3 weeks. I thought it would go away by itself.
So her is the dialogue with the Doc:
Me: What's up Doc. Can we rock?
Doc: Sorry son. I'm kinda busy today. Maybe some other time yo.
Doc: Let's see this rash you are talking about.
Me: Okay. Here check it out.
Doc: That looks like a fungus that you've picked up. Where the hell did you get that from?
Me: I have no idea.
Doc: Have you been eating any mushrooms lately?
Me: Yeah. I've been diggin on the funky fresh kind. Yu know! The Cow shit brand.
Doc: Well, there you go. That will do it.
Doc: Wait! Now that I look at it closer, it looks like somthin else to me. It looks like it might be parker posey ring around the rosey. Yep, that's what it is.
Me: It looks like whaaaat! What chu talkin about Doc.
Doc: Yeah, there is no treatment for it. It lasts for about 8 weeks.
Me: Really! Sheeut.
Doc: Word son.
Me: Word?
Doc: Yes. Really yo! Sorry to bees wastin your time.
End conversation.................
Okay. So I fabricated it a bit.
Turns out that I have what's called Pittyriasis Rosea.
I have to deal with this shit on my body for most of June.
Damn! Looks like there's going to be no nude parties for my ass.
So I just finished eating a grip of soybeans. I love soybeans. I could eat them all day long.
Well I'm off to go have good times with my rash.
It's just you and me kid for the next month.
Where did I even pick you up at? What a frickin stowaway.
-GodsUglyStrange
...One more thing. The best qoute from Eyedea ever.
"My names Mike, I don't ride a bike"
Update:.... I got my first "What does SG stand for" question today. It was by this cute girl at Petco. I told her it stood for Stereotyped Geek.
Ha. Nah really, I told her it stood for Suicide Girls. She kinda gave me this funny look. Then I told her it was an online community of people and a website for girls who mostly have tats and are pierced. She said "oh" smiled and told me to have a nice day.
Edited to say: Why can't God do this.
[Edited on Jun 05, 2003]