TELL ME, WHERE IN THE WORLD CAN YOU ACTUALLY HAIL A CAB WEARING NOTHING BUT AN EGGPLANT/GREEN VINTAGE KIMONO........W/ SLITS UP THE SIDE, & FROG CLOSURES........WHILE WEARING NOTHING BUT A PAIR OF BLACK PANTIES & AND BLACK OPEN TOE SHOES THAT LACE UP AROUND YOUR CALVES?
GIVE UP?
ONLY IN FABULOUS FUCKING NEW YORK CITY......THAT'S WHERE!!!!!
I JUST HAD 4 OF A MARTINI I NEVER TRIED BEFORE.............EMMMMMMM, FEELING GOOD, FEELING GOOD!!!!!!
IT HAD RUM/FRANGELICO/GIN & A DASH OF LIME JUICE IN IT................DE-FUCK-IN-LISH..............
WELL, I'M HOME FROM MY LITTLE "SEX IN THE CITY" SOIREE. HAD A GOOD TIME TOO, IF YOU CAN'T TELL!!!
YOU KNOW, IT JUST DAWNED ON ME YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF WINNING POWERBALL THAN GETTING A CAB IN THE RAIN. TONIGHT, TONIGHT I HAILED TWO CABS IN THE RAIN. HOW ABOUT THAT? MUST'VE BEEN THE KIMONO & THE BLACK PANTIES WORKIN IT'S MAJIC!
I GUESS I FOUND A HAILING A CAB IN THE RAIN OUTFIT, SEEMS TO BE A SURE THING!
WELL, I THINK I BETTER CALL IT ONE, IT'S BACK TO WORK IN THE AM & I CAN'T BE PULLING, "WELL IT'S THE HOLIDAYS, THESE ARE HOLIDAY HOURS", CAUSE THE HOLIDAYS ARE OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I GUESS ALL GOOD THINGS MUST COME TO AN END!
UNTIL NEXT TIME...............
& A GOODNIGHT TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX

GIVE UP?
ONLY IN FABULOUS FUCKING NEW YORK CITY......THAT'S WHERE!!!!!
I JUST HAD 4 OF A MARTINI I NEVER TRIED BEFORE.............EMMMMMMM, FEELING GOOD, FEELING GOOD!!!!!!
IT HAD RUM/FRANGELICO/GIN & A DASH OF LIME JUICE IN IT................DE-FUCK-IN-LISH..............
WELL, I'M HOME FROM MY LITTLE "SEX IN THE CITY" SOIREE. HAD A GOOD TIME TOO, IF YOU CAN'T TELL!!!

YOU KNOW, IT JUST DAWNED ON ME YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF WINNING POWERBALL THAN GETTING A CAB IN THE RAIN. TONIGHT, TONIGHT I HAILED TWO CABS IN THE RAIN. HOW ABOUT THAT? MUST'VE BEEN THE KIMONO & THE BLACK PANTIES WORKIN IT'S MAJIC!


WELL, I THINK I BETTER CALL IT ONE, IT'S BACK TO WORK IN THE AM & I CAN'T BE PULLING, "WELL IT'S THE HOLIDAYS, THESE ARE HOLIDAY HOURS", CAUSE THE HOLIDAYS ARE OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


UNTIL NEXT TIME...............
& A GOODNIGHT TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!
mine was a fucking blast (and lasted 3 days...not including recovery