TELL ME, WHERE IN THE WORLD CAN YOU ACTUALLY HAIL A CAB WEARING NOTHING BUT AN EGGPLANT/GREEN VINTAGE KIMONO........W/ SLITS UP THE SIDE, & FROG CLOSURES........WHILE WEARING NOTHING BUT A PAIR OF BLACK PANTIES & AND BLACK OPEN TOE SHOES THAT LACE UP AROUND YOUR CALVES?
GIVE UP?
ONLY IN FABULOUS FUCKING NEW YORK CITY......THAT'S WHERE!!!!!
I JUST HAD 4 OF A MARTINI I NEVER TRIED BEFORE.............EMMMMMMM, FEELING GOOD, FEELING GOOD!!!!!!
IT HAD RUM/FRANGELICO/GIN & A DASH OF LIME JUICE IN IT................DE-FUCK-IN-LISH..............
WELL, I'M HOME FROM MY LITTLE "SEX IN THE CITY" SOIREE. HAD A GOOD TIME TOO, IF YOU CAN'T TELL!!!
YOU KNOW, IT JUST DAWNED ON ME YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF WINNING POWERBALL THAN GETTING A CAB IN THE RAIN. TONIGHT, TONIGHT I HAILED TWO CABS IN THE RAIN. HOW ABOUT THAT? MUST'VE BEEN THE KIMONO & THE BLACK PANTIES WORKIN IT'S MAJIC!
I GUESS I FOUND A HAILING A CAB IN THE RAIN OUTFIT, SEEMS TO BE A SURE THING!
WELL, I THINK I BETTER CALL IT ONE, IT'S BACK TO WORK IN THE AM & I CAN'T BE PULLING, "WELL IT'S THE HOLIDAYS, THESE ARE HOLIDAY HOURS", CAUSE THE HOLIDAYS ARE OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I GUESS ALL GOOD THINGS MUST COME TO AN END!
UNTIL NEXT TIME...............
& A GOODNIGHT TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
![wink](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/wink.6a5555b139e7.gif)
GIVE UP?
ONLY IN FABULOUS FUCKING NEW YORK CITY......THAT'S WHERE!!!!!
I JUST HAD 4 OF A MARTINI I NEVER TRIED BEFORE.............EMMMMMMM, FEELING GOOD, FEELING GOOD!!!!!!
IT HAD RUM/FRANGELICO/GIN & A DASH OF LIME JUICE IN IT................DE-FUCK-IN-LISH..............
WELL, I'M HOME FROM MY LITTLE "SEX IN THE CITY" SOIREE. HAD A GOOD TIME TOO, IF YOU CAN'T TELL!!!
![biggrin](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/biggrin.b730b6165809.gif)
YOU KNOW, IT JUST DAWNED ON ME YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF WINNING POWERBALL THAN GETTING A CAB IN THE RAIN. TONIGHT, TONIGHT I HAILED TWO CABS IN THE RAIN. HOW ABOUT THAT? MUST'VE BEEN THE KIMONO & THE BLACK PANTIES WORKIN IT'S MAJIC!
![wink](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/wink.6a5555b139e7.gif)
![smile](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/smile.0d0a8d99a741.gif)
WELL, I THINK I BETTER CALL IT ONE, IT'S BACK TO WORK IN THE AM & I CAN'T BE PULLING, "WELL IT'S THE HOLIDAYS, THESE ARE HOLIDAY HOURS", CAUSE THE HOLIDAYS ARE OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
![whatever](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/rollseyes.21cb35fd0ec2.gif)
![smile](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/smile.0d0a8d99a741.gif)
UNTIL NEXT TIME...............
& A GOODNIGHT TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
![kiss](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/kiss.fdbea70b77bb.gif)
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!
mine was a fucking blast (and lasted 3 days...not including recovery