ON MY WAY HOME THIS AFTERNOON, SOMEWHERE ON THE FUCKIN FDR DRIVE, I FINALLY DECIDED THAT I EITHER BETTER STOP DRIVING, OR GET SOME HELP FOR MY ROAD RAGE. BECAUSE I SWEAR BEFORE GOD, I THINK I'M THE ONLY PERSON IN A100 MILE RADIUS THAT CAN DRIVE! (NO LIE) I WAS DRIVING ALONG & THS BITCH DRIVING A GOLDISH TOYOTA COROLLA NEW YORK PLATES 677TDG........THROWS A FUCKIN BANANA! A BANANA OUT OF HER DRIVER'S SIDE WINDOW & SOMEHOW IT SORTA SKIMMED THE FRONT OF MY CAR. WELL, I HAVE HER PLATES & SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE WHO IS READING THIS, THIS ISSUE WILL BE RESOLVED! 
SO, I GO TO CT. DROP OFF THE INVITATIONS THIS WOMAN WANTED ME TO DESIGN FOR HER THREE YEAR OLDS SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY. (GOOD LORD, ARE STORE BOUGHT INVITATIONS NOT "IN" ANYMORE, AM I OUTTA THE LOOP OR SOMETHING?) WHICH BY THE WAY IS AT THIS COUNTRY CLUB IN CT. ON SUNDAY, MARCH 28TH! WHATEVER HAPPENED TO CHUCKIE CHEESE? WHAT THE HELL DOES A 3 YEAR OLD KNOW ABOUT BIRTHDAYS ANYWAY? HER MOM IS JUST SETTING HER UP FOR DISAPPOINTING BIRTHDAYS TO COME! SHE'LL REALIZE HOW B-DAY'S NO LONGER BECOME FUN BECAUSE YOU REALIZE YOU'RE JUST GETTING OLDER, & YOU DON'T REALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE GIFTS!!!!!
ALRIGHT, I'LL STOP BITCHING......BECAUSE AFTER ALL I DID MAKE $$$$$ OFF OF THIS WOMAN'S MADNESS!!!!!! 
BY THE WAY, IF YOU'RE IN THE STATE OF CT. ON SUNDAY 3/28/04 @ 1PM FEEL FREE TO CRASH LITTLE KELLAN'S (KELLAN?) 3RD BIRTHDAY BASH!!!! 
(DID I SAY THAT?) 
OKAY GIVE ME A SECOND TO CALM DOWN..............
...................I'M BACK! WELL, TONIGHT IS THE 1ST OF THE LAST 8 EPISODES OF "SEX IN THE CITY" & I'M GOING OVER TO A FRIENDS LOFT WHERE ABOUT 12 OF US GALS WILL BE WATCHING IT. I LOVE SEX IN THE CITY!!!!!!
SO SAD THIS IS IT'S LAST SEASON!!!! 
BY THE WAY, IF ANYONE CARES, I'VE SOME WHAT CALMED DOWN AFTER THE PHONE CALL W/ LOUIS LAST NIGHT. STILL DISTURBING, ESPECIALLY AFTER 9 YEARS.....BUT I'LL LET IT GO!!!! WELL, SINCE I NOW HAVE HIS #, MAYBE I'LL CALL HIM UP A FEW MONTHS FROM NOW & SAY SOMETHING LIKE, "HEAH, IT'S BEEN 9 YEARS HAS YOUR DICK FINALLY GROWN INTO A DICK & HAVE YOU LEARNED HOW TO USE DRAW W/ THAT CRAYON YET? IF SO, I'M WILLING TO TRY IT AGAIN IF YOU TURN OFF ALL THE LIGHTS & I CAN DRINK A 5TH OF TANQUERAY TO GET INTO THE MOOD"!!!!!! HOW'S THAT FOR AN EGO BOOSTER?
.....OH MEN ARE SOOOOOOO STUPID, I SWEAR!!!!!!
OHHHHHHHHHHHH, PETE ROCK & C.L. SMOOTH'S "THEY REMINISCE OVER YOU" IS ON. SHIT THAT TAKES ME WAY BACK, OH MY GOD I USE TO PLAY THAT SONG TO DEATH ON MY CAR STEREO, DRIVING OUT TO WILLIAMSBURG TO HANG W/ MY GIRL MITA!!!!!! (I OUGHTA CALL HER) AHHHHHHHH, I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!
I'VE REALLY GOTTA GET MY ASS IN GEAR & I DON'T CARE IF IT'S RAINING OUT......I'M WEARING MY BEST SHOES FOR THIS SPECIAL OCCASION!
UNTIL NEXT TIME.............CIAO........
XXXOOO
SO, I GO TO CT. DROP OFF THE INVITATIONS THIS WOMAN WANTED ME TO DESIGN FOR HER THREE YEAR OLDS SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY. (GOOD LORD, ARE STORE BOUGHT INVITATIONS NOT "IN" ANYMORE, AM I OUTTA THE LOOP OR SOMETHING?) WHICH BY THE WAY IS AT THIS COUNTRY CLUB IN CT. ON SUNDAY, MARCH 28TH! WHATEVER HAPPENED TO CHUCKIE CHEESE? WHAT THE HELL DOES A 3 YEAR OLD KNOW ABOUT BIRTHDAYS ANYWAY? HER MOM IS JUST SETTING HER UP FOR DISAPPOINTING BIRTHDAYS TO COME! SHE'LL REALIZE HOW B-DAY'S NO LONGER BECOME FUN BECAUSE YOU REALIZE YOU'RE JUST GETTING OLDER, & YOU DON'T REALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE GIFTS!!!!!
ALRIGHT, I'LL STOP BITCHING......BECAUSE AFTER ALL I DID MAKE $$$$$ OFF OF THIS WOMAN'S MADNESS!!!!!! BY THE WAY, IF YOU'RE IN THE STATE OF CT. ON SUNDAY 3/28/04 @ 1PM FEEL FREE TO CRASH LITTLE KELLAN'S (KELLAN?) 3RD BIRTHDAY BASH!!!! (DID I SAY THAT?)
OKAY GIVE ME A SECOND TO CALM DOWN..............
...................I'M BACK! WELL, TONIGHT IS THE 1ST OF THE LAST 8 EPISODES OF "SEX IN THE CITY" & I'M GOING OVER TO A FRIENDS LOFT WHERE ABOUT 12 OF US GALS WILL BE WATCHING IT. I LOVE SEX IN THE CITY!!!!!!
SO SAD THIS IS IT'S LAST SEASON!!!!
BY THE WAY, IF ANYONE CARES, I'VE SOME WHAT CALMED DOWN AFTER THE PHONE CALL W/ LOUIS LAST NIGHT. STILL DISTURBING, ESPECIALLY AFTER 9 YEARS.....BUT I'LL LET IT GO!!!! WELL, SINCE I NOW HAVE HIS #, MAYBE I'LL CALL HIM UP A FEW MONTHS FROM NOW & SAY SOMETHING LIKE, "HEAH, IT'S BEEN 9 YEARS HAS YOUR DICK FINALLY GROWN INTO A DICK & HAVE YOU LEARNED HOW TO USE DRAW W/ THAT CRAYON YET? IF SO, I'M WILLING TO TRY IT AGAIN IF YOU TURN OFF ALL THE LIGHTS & I CAN DRINK A 5TH OF TANQUERAY TO GET INTO THE MOOD"!!!!!! HOW'S THAT FOR AN EGO BOOSTER?
.....OH MEN ARE SOOOOOOO STUPID, I SWEAR!!!!!!
OHHHHHHHHHHHH, PETE ROCK & C.L. SMOOTH'S "THEY REMINISCE OVER YOU" IS ON. SHIT THAT TAKES ME WAY BACK, OH MY GOD I USE TO PLAY THAT SONG TO DEATH ON MY CAR STEREO, DRIVING OUT TO WILLIAMSBURG TO HANG W/ MY GIRL MITA!!!!!! (I OUGHTA CALL HER) AHHHHHHHH, I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!
I'VE REALLY GOTTA GET MY ASS IN GEAR & I DON'T CARE IF IT'S RAINING OUT......I'M WEARING MY BEST SHOES FOR THIS SPECIAL OCCASION!
UNTIL NEXT TIME.............CIAO........
XXXOOO
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
22 years ago to keep it on track
The birth of a child on the 8th of October
A toast but my granddaddy came sober
Countin all the fingers and the toes
Now I suppose, you hope the little black boy grows, huh
18 years younger than my mama
But I really got beatings cause the girl loved drama
In single parenthood there I stood
By the time she was 21, had another one
This one's a girl, let's name her Pam
Same father as the first but you don't give a damn
Irresponsible, plain not thinking
Papa said chill but the brother keep winking
Still he won't down you or tear out your hide
On your side while the baby maker slide
But mama got wise to the game
The youngest of five kids, hon here it is
After 10 years without no spouse
Momma's gettin married in the house
Listen, positive over negative for the women and master
Mother Queen's risin a chapter
Deja vu, tell you what I'm gonna do
When they reminisce over you, my God
I reminisce so you never forget this
The days of wayback, so many bear witness the fitness
Take the first letter out of each word in this joint
Listen close as I prove my point
T to the R-uh-O-Y, how did you and I meet?
In front of Big Lou's, fighting in the street
But only you saw what took many time to see
I dedicate this to you for believing in me
Rain or shine, yes in any weather
My grandmom Pam holds the family together
My Uncle Doc's the greatest better yet the latest
If we're talking about a car, Uncle Sterling got the latest
I strive to be live 'cause I got no choice
And run my own business like my Aunt Joyce
So Pete Rock hit me, nuff respect due
When they reminisce over you, listen
Listen, just listen
To the funky song as I rock on
And that's word is bond
I'm not playin
Everybody, just coolin
This song we dedicate
To the one and only
Never be another
he was my brother
Trouble T-Roy
It's like that y'all
And you don't stop
Pete Rock and CL Smooth for '92
And we out, later