did some mr. fix it things around the house today. the chain in the toilet tank was broke so you couldnt flush. fixed that. i ripped the banister out of the wall going downstairs last time i was drunk. fixed that. and i scrubbed the top of the stove where all of the boiling over shit from cooking tends to coagulate. does this all mean...
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mom got sick so my folks didnt come here last weekend. oh well. instead i went to the lamb of god concert. saw destro and hung out with randy from lamb of god which was cool. he signed my cowboy hat which is now retired due to the beating it sustained in the pit. dont have enuff money for the ministry show which sux. still...
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norritt:
sure no prob. i can take you easily i was going to post on the grp if anybody needed a ride, yeah actually if you need a ride for any reason ill try to make it
and for the sticker um i dunno um 6-7 inches if possible is cool thanks dude!
and for the sticker um i dunno um 6-7 inches if possible is cool thanks dude!
norritt:
oh yeah sorry color preference i like blue um darker blue if ya got it ... um can it be multiple colors? if not some kinda darker blue purplish
i live in oakland where do you live?
i live in oakland where do you live?
so i got a busy rest of the week with minimal funds due to paying this months and next months rent at once. figure i might as well do it while i have all the cash that way i can have the next two paychex for debauchery. mom and dad are coming to see me this weekend from ohio. they have done this only once...
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stellablue1:
you *heart* unicorns? do tell me about this....
mmmmolivegardenmmmmmm ... i prefer the chicken marsala....
mmmmolivegardenmmmmmm ... i prefer the chicken marsala....
destro:
e mail it, with your screen name clearly listed to mazdakidmp3@hotmail.com.
i'm not the only one comliling the list so it needs to get in to this email addy.
i'm not the only one comliling the list so it needs to get in to this email addy.
Had fun last night at the big '80's shin dig in oakland. It was a pain in the ass trying to find the place but i met the funniest crackhead homeless guy searching for the entrance. Met Destro,Norritt, Yebutz, and Max16Characters. Everyone was very personable to a new guy and i do appreciate it. I'll power hour shots with Destro anytime. I like drinkers. As...
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yebutz:
was his phone call kinda like the messages Bill Lumbergh leaves for Peter in Office Space?
as for the registration thing, i was only looking out for your best interest...you do know that the last election was won by like 4 votes or something...
-me
as for the registration thing, i was only looking out for your best interest...you do know that the last election was won by like 4 votes or something...
-me
yebutz:
so you comin for eats on thursday or what?
Well i finally up and shaved off the beard. i think ill leave the profile pic up just as a shrine to the most rediculous thing to ever be attatched to my face. if you wanna see what i look like now just look in my pics area. I know what you're thinking and im not a sellout i just need more money and there...
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destro:
pleasure meeting you last evening, thanx for the shots.
yebutz:
don't forget to vote!
ha
-me
ha
-me
rough weekend, drank the ENTIRE time.
so badly in fact that i had to call off of work on monday. which would have been enjoyable however but i decided to square up with my school loan provider over the telephone. so the pocketbook took a hit and i have been pissed ever since. oh well, i refuse to differ tho cause i know i can...
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so badly in fact that i had to call off of work on monday. which would have been enjoyable however but i decided to square up with my school loan provider over the telephone. so the pocketbook took a hit and i have been pissed ever since. oh well, i refuse to differ tho cause i know i can...
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so one of the strippers from last week and i just started casually trading phone calls and she came over last weekend. i was very firm that i didnt want a gf at this juncture but apparently she thought that her overwhelming personality would dissuade me from my resolve. now she calls at least eight times a day and i have taken to screening my...
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atak:
litlitlit...
bars are a meatmarket. it makes me sick. probley cause i dont like strangers. see em all in hell.
haha
bars are a meatmarket. it makes me sick. probley cause i dont like strangers. see em all in hell.
haha
just came back from the static x show and im mildly drunkered up. some girl started talking to me and ended up asking for my #, she said she's an exotic dancer and i dont know if i can go thru with another one of those. she seemed nice tho and if her roommate wouldnt have gotten a backstage pass from one of the band...
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so last nite i went to the owner of a local bars after hours birthday party. free beer, a pool, and a fire. well within five minutes of me being by the fire a massive ash landed on my head and set my afro aflame. one of my friends was nice enough to point this out in a timely manner and i responded by stopping,...
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one of the ladies at work took time out of her busy day to explain how i would be such a handsome boy if i would just cut my "rediculous beard" yeah, well we'll see.
i need it to represent at ozzfest, its why i started growing it out in the first place. i really have been thinking about cutting it tho.i look like billy...
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i need it to represent at ozzfest, its why i started growing it out in the first place. i really have been thinking about cutting it tho.i look like billy...
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mistressmissy:
actually her REAL name is bonita 
atak:
ahhh my first drunk post...
someday ill think about this and laogh and laugh
but right now im just....well...drunk
saw a good buddy of mine in the bar. he mock robbed a cogo's woth my brother. they dint konw it was a joke. heeee
hes comin to the static x show in tuesday (too many vowels) weve recruited lots o lookeelooos. im like norm in the bar i went to tonite so i got lots o stories bare with me. my tattooo man allan (i dont trrust him) wants me to go to an industrial show in bloomfield ???? it started with a b. tomarrow. its 3 dollars and 25. cent drafts how can i say no
so tuesday goddamn word, hurrrrrricane charly. wowowowowoow. yeah. the tv is on. what a sotrm. COME TO THE STATIC X SHOW. what juxt happent im not goonnna delete mispelled words anuymore. lost my train of thourght. i want to meet folks from the site.
roommates gf just called and wont stp laughing at me
so thats my cue.
i got way good stories tonite tho so if you ask and are nice i hope i will recall what this dude told me about local mail ladies and vicadin
toooodlllllooooo
[Edited on Aug 13, 2004 11:25PM]
someday ill think about this and laogh and laugh
but right now im just....well...drunk
saw a good buddy of mine in the bar. he mock robbed a cogo's woth my brother. they dint konw it was a joke. heeee
hes comin to the static x show in tuesday (too many vowels) weve recruited lots o lookeelooos. im like norm in the bar i went to tonite so i got lots o stories bare with me. my tattooo man allan (i dont trrust him) wants me to go to an industrial show in bloomfield ???? it started with a b. tomarrow. its 3 dollars and 25. cent drafts how can i say no
so tuesday goddamn word, hurrrrrricane charly. wowowowowoow. yeah. the tv is on. what a sotrm. COME TO THE STATIC X SHOW. what juxt happent im not goonnna delete mispelled words anuymore. lost my train of thourght. i want to meet folks from the site.
roommates gf just called and wont stp laughing at me
so thats my cue.
i got way good stories tonite tho so if you ask and are nice i hope i will recall what this dude told me about local mail ladies and vicadin
toooodlllllooooo
[Edited on Aug 13, 2004 11:25PM]
i was fixing stuff this weekend too. my ikea dresser is cheaply made so i had to improvise in reinforcing it. worked out good so far.
thank god the crazy lady didn't start but then again by the time she got there i was already three sheets to the wind so i wouldn't have noticed
hope your week goes good.
i'll be checking up on you
i anticipate seeing you being dragged out of your house screaming, "they're my god damn pets and i love them. vote nader in aught four!" on animal police in a few weeks.
oh, and i wrote "lamb of god sucks ass" all over your blood=oil stickers.
-me
post script-
"to meet a girl that won't fuck you over " what? the back of a loveseat, a chain link fence, a hot oven??? i'm confused.