internet go turned off at the house cause im moving on friday to a one bedroom...by myself, thank christ. its been a long time coming. so im furiously typing as fast as i can and watching the staircase to make sure nobody comes up here at work and hope nobody checks the network admin internet because big brother can see what you're doing here. cable...
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norritt:
happy birthday dude! 
tikki:
Happy Birthday Joe 
after a long week at both of your jobs you decide to cope with a wicked night of drinking; of course the barkeep is a friend so he keeps you in jagermeister when you would rather just be in the fold of yuengling. after a few hours of dodging conversation from the locals and dodging cameo's adjacent to more and more booze from the aforementioned...
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i was up above it. now im down in it.
fwooosshhaaaa.
just got done viewing the heavily anticipated sin city and am proud to say that no no no...there was no room for disappointment while my beady screwballs were glued to the screen. the cadence of the movie takes about 5 minutes for the viewer to acclimate themselves to, otherwise its like having a comic...
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fwooosshhaaaa.
just got done viewing the heavily anticipated sin city and am proud to say that no no no...there was no room for disappointment while my beady screwballs were glued to the screen. the cadence of the movie takes about 5 minutes for the viewer to acclimate themselves to, otherwise its like having a comic...
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wendy:
i love this journal entry. i want to bottle it and bring it out whenever i want to be entertained.
sin city. i've seen it twice already. devon aoki=sex.
sin city. i've seen it twice already. devon aoki=sex.
yebutz:
aw....roger ebert's in the house.
-me
-me
the lethargy must end. the spring mix tape has been struck. a new knee brace purchased, and compliant weather so as not to freeze my balls off whilst running. got a hair cut. and for those that know me it was a long time coming. dont fret, however, faithful reader. it were just a trim. the locks are intact and with the assurance of my...
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wendy:
hi honey honey. how has your winter been? it is almost over ...... a hair cut? me too. i cut off about 6 inches.
if you're a capitalist hooker, how much do you charge? i'd like a good nice taste myself.
if you're a capitalist hooker, how much do you charge? i'd like a good nice taste myself.
yebutz:
i would have thought you would provide some verse to entertain me. alas, you failed me by only commenting on my wickednesss, and lord knows i needed that!
-me
-me
die yuppy scum
mercurius_viv:
amen.
mercurius_viv:
amen.
So The Mars Volta will be skipping pittsburgh on their upcoming u.s. tour. This has prompted me to take evasive action, which includes a train to philadelphia in early may to stay with one of my shithead friends and see them there. I guess there is no booze aloud on these trains but thats the beauty and functionability of gatorade bottles. Subsequently, may first is...
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yebutz:
fix your picture.
geez
-me
geez
-me
id like to think i feel calm, half in the bag, as it were. somehow i fall short and end up somewhere between depressed and anxious. all of my friends from college were here last weekend and after their departure i am left with the striking reality that i really have no concrete friends in this place. im fine with that. some people function better...
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norritt:
i have noconcrete friends either
i have several made of plaster paris
i look exactly how i did when i was a kid just a lil taller
[Edited on Feb 28, 2005 11:43AM]
i have several made of plaster paris
i look exactly how i did when i was a kid just a lil taller
[Edited on Feb 28, 2005 11:43AM]
Saw Garden State last weekend and am in love with Natalie Portman again for something like the third time in my life. She's only golden on the golden screen, however. Tell yourself that and these flawless leading ladies are bearable to live without.
And now, a post-Valentines day song by The Shins:
New Slang';
gold teeth and a curse for this town were all in...
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And now, a post-Valentines day song by The Shins:
New Slang';
gold teeth and a curse for this town were all in...
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yebutz:
i didn't enjoy garden state that much. and i though that portman's character was too similar to kate winslet's character in eternal sunshine.
the shins...now there's a band...that i have never heard.
-me
the shins...now there's a band...that i have never heard.
-me
yebutz:
where you at?
-me
-me
NEW ALLTIME LOW:
While stumbling home from the barhouse this fine precipitous eve, whatever should i harken to hear? Moaning and groaning...in the parking lot...of a VFW.
I'll pause to let that sink in.
Yes, johnny, you were conceived in a Veterans of Foreign Wars parking lot.
And that boy was Texan.
And that boy became President.
Hail to the chief.
While stumbling home from the barhouse this fine precipitous eve, whatever should i harken to hear? Moaning and groaning...in the parking lot...of a VFW.
I'll pause to let that sink in.
Yes, johnny, you were conceived in a Veterans of Foreign Wars parking lot.
And that boy was Texan.
And that boy became President.
Hail to the chief.
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yebutz:
happy ♥ day...
norritt:
how bout the metal fest show?
its impossible to do anything really fun to your pictures here without pixelating the shit outta them. oh well. id like to think if you pulled back from that shot you would see i was nailed to a cross. got a second job to support my decision to move far far away. so on top of the signage company i now also work at the...
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yebutz:
well, aren't you negative mcnegerton?
um, i think you can get clean needles at the meth clinic. and you might be able to hookers with your clean needles. you know, bartering...the old fashioned way of doing business.
i don't drink beer. but do you guys sell jones soda? i'm a real whore for that stuff.
where you movin' to?
come to mad mex...pretty please, with sugar on top?
-me
um, i think you can get clean needles at the meth clinic. and you might be able to hookers with your clean needles. you know, bartering...the old fashioned way of doing business.
i don't drink beer. but do you guys sell jones soda? i'm a real whore for that stuff.
where you movin' to?
come to mad mex...pretty please, with sugar on top?
-me
yebutz:
yeah, so everytime i click your name to come see your page, i hear karate chops in my head and visualize a cartoon dog in a traditional gi.
is that weird?
-me
is that weird?
-me