what the fuck. its been months. the internet is back. at my new house. all by myself. its a good feeling. living alone. imported the boa from the 'rents house in ohio so im not truly alone. just me and a reticulation python. its how i always pictured my mid twenties when i was a child. alone and obnoxiously tattoo'd. cut my hair off last week. it was depressing but i was in dire need. oh well. going to a bachelor party tomorrow. where?? a motherfucking baseball game. how boring is that? were supposed to go to the southside afterward but nobody in this party will want to go to the moose so ill probably end up squeezed into a corner at jacks which i guess wont be so bad. at least the booze will be cheap. hit a cracka up. sorry if ive ignored some people for awhile. it was just in the cards. i'll try and rectify. 
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i dated a guy once. he had this 'thing' for reptiles, poisonous and otherwise. he took me to a reptile show in the middle of the state once. we drove 3 hours back with $5000 dollars of repitiles in the back seat, including a baby gila monster and a 2 year old savannah monitor.
we broke up shortly after that.
how's life, handsome? still holding down that 2 job fort?
-me