So The Mars Volta will be skipping pittsburgh on their upcoming u.s. tour. This has prompted me to take evasive action, which includes a train to philadelphia in early may to stay with one of my shithead friends and see them there. I guess there is no booze aloud on these trains but thats the beauty and functionability of gatorade bottles. Subsequently, may first is also the first day of living in my new apartment. Where that apartment is? your guess is as good as mine. I cant think of a better way to deal with responsibility than be clear across the state. 
geez
-me