did some mr. fix it things around the house today. the chain in the toilet tank was broke so you couldnt flush. fixed that. i ripped the banister out of the wall going downstairs last time i was drunk. fixed that. and i scrubbed the top of the stove where all of the boiling over shit from cooking tends to coagulate. does this all mean that i'm an ambitious neat freak? hell no. i dont get paid till thursday and am still hurting from paying two months rent at once so there is no money in the bank in which to get drunk. reminds me of trainspotting. no money, cant get drunk. got money, drinking too much. ahh the sad meanderings of decadent americans. some people are starving. but not me, unless you consider lack of a fix in the same category.
went to toys r us today as well to see if i could get the seasonal part time job that i have had for the last two years back for this season. everyone really likes/liked me there and i saw most of them today. they said it would be no problem. i have a day job so this would only be extra skrilla so i can buy super duper nice gifts for my family for christmas for the first time in my life this year.
i've also been slapping stickers that i made at work that say blood=oil??? all over the trolley line. i figure if candidatorial appearance sways votes then maybe i can inadvertantly influence some weak minded person to think about something they might find uncomfortable. plus i have to admit that i hate all of the business class that i have to ride the trolley with every morning and afternoon.
went to toys r us today as well to see if i could get the seasonal part time job that i have had for the last two years back for this season. everyone really likes/liked me there and i saw most of them today. they said it would be no problem. i have a day job so this would only be extra skrilla so i can buy super duper nice gifts for my family for christmas for the first time in my life this year.
i've also been slapping stickers that i made at work that say blood=oil??? all over the trolley line. i figure if candidatorial appearance sways votes then maybe i can inadvertantly influence some weak minded person to think about something they might find uncomfortable. plus i have to admit that i hate all of the business class that i have to ride the trolley with every morning and afternoon.
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i was fixing stuff this weekend too. my ikea dresser is cheaply made so i had to improvise in reinforcing it. worked out good so far.
thank god the crazy lady didn't start but then again by the time she got there i was already three sheets to the wind so i wouldn't have noticed
hope your week goes good.
i'll be checking up on you
i anticipate seeing you being dragged out of your house screaming, "they're my god damn pets and i love them. vote nader in aught four!" on animal police in a few weeks.
oh, and i wrote "lamb of god sucks ass" all over your blood=oil stickers.
-me
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"to meet a girl that won't fuck you over " what? the back of a loveseat, a chain link fence, a hot oven??? i'm confused.