last nite i realized that this february my father turns 50, and in july i turn 25... which means that when my father was my age, last month he would have been getting the news that he was going to be a father.
this blew my mind for like 20 minutes
and then i applied the equation to myself and gave my father silent ups...
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this blew my mind for like 20 minutes
and then i applied the equation to myself and gave my father silent ups...
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so i broke down and purchased my first video game for the pc the other day and now i cant stop playing it which is exactly the reason i never bought one in the first place.
but when i get home now it is dark.
and when i jog now my testes turn to ice cubes (they're square)
so i have nothing to do in...
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but when i get home now it is dark.
and when i jog now my testes turn to ice cubes (they're square)
so i have nothing to do in...
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wendy:
hey honey. i haven't been on here that often because i had to reformat my hard drive and now my video card is all effed up or something and the visual on my monitor is crazy bad. i don't know how to fix it. meh.
hope you are well.
hope you are well.
yebutz:
so, i swear if i have to read your same journal entry from here to eternmity, i may puke on my desk
hope all is well
-me
hope all is well
-me
walked down to the grocery store this evening for bottled water and a bus pass. it was upsetting that it was dark at 5:30 but the lack of light lent something to the fact that tonite was trick or treat in my neighborhood. the little ghosts 'n goblins made me smile; thinking of a time when my mother pulled me in the wagon when i...
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akro:
Get out ther and VOTE DAMMMMMINT.
yebutz:
listen you non-votin' afro sheened megalomaniac...you must come to wing nite.
must, i say.
-me
must, i say.
-me
i was swept with a wave of depression on the trolley ride home from work today and it was directly the fault of all of the SG people that i met on saturday at the helloween party.
i found myself looking around and realizing that due to my career choices and the ominous fact that i'm out of school i really dont meet alot of...
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i found myself looking around and realizing that due to my career choices and the ominous fact that i'm out of school i really dont meet alot of...
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trent_lacoye:
southside sounds like a plan for next weekend. I'll probably be there tonight, maybe with Akro if he gets done moving at a reasonable time. Hung out with your boy Carm last night. He apologized all up and down about the $10 thing.
persya:
thank you 
went to ye ol' hell-o-ween party last nite and holy christ did i drink too much. big ups to norritt for driving. if i would have, we would have died. and that toms diner lady was very personable for omletts at 7 am.
the actual party itself was okay. if it wasnt for pal-ing around with caddy i really dont know how much fun i...
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the actual party itself was okay. if it wasnt for pal-ing around with caddy i really dont know how much fun i...
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akro:
Alcohol. The social lubricant for thousands of years. Hope we can do it again.
siv:
nice to meet you!
atak:
hell-o-ween
unleashed the fro for the sox. the mystical powers in the weave will propel them onward to victory! 
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aliendragon:
Ah it was quite nicely tucked under the cap when I saw you. You look whiter than me and I can't believe people asked you that. Your fro is big curls...geez people are fucking morons.
wendy:
if i have to explain the oh my god you must be wasted.
let me refresh your memory
hotel room
bathroom door opens
oh. my. GOD.
laughing.
youuuu idiot. now you remember. don't you.
let me refresh your memory
hotel room
bathroom door opens
oh. my. GOD.
laughing.
youuuu idiot. now you remember. don't you.
did some mr. fix it things around the house today. the chain in the toilet tank was broke so you couldnt flush. fixed that. i ripped the banister out of the wall going downstairs last time i was drunk. fixed that. and i scrubbed the top of the stove where all of the boiling over shit from cooking tends to coagulate. does this all mean...
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stellablue1:
i'd like to see that sticker. anything to get the mind thinking is just fine in my book.
i was fixing stuff this weekend too. my ikea dresser is cheaply made so i had to improvise in reinforcing it. worked out good so far.
thank god the crazy lady didn't start but then again by the time she got there i was already three sheets to the wind so i wouldn't have noticed
hope your week goes good.
i'll be checking up on you
i was fixing stuff this weekend too. my ikea dresser is cheaply made so i had to improvise in reinforcing it. worked out good so far.
thank god the crazy lady didn't start but then again by the time she got there i was already three sheets to the wind so i wouldn't have noticed
hope your week goes good.
i'll be checking up on you
yebutz:
i saw your post in big d's journal and have notified the aspca.
i anticipate seeing you being dragged out of your house screaming, "they're my god damn pets and i love them. vote nader in aught four!" on animal police in a few weeks.
oh, and i wrote "lamb of god sucks ass" all over your blood=oil stickers.
-me
post script-
"to meet a girl that won't fuck you over " what? the back of a loveseat, a chain link fence, a hot oven??? i'm confused.
i anticipate seeing you being dragged out of your house screaming, "they're my god damn pets and i love them. vote nader in aught four!" on animal police in a few weeks.
oh, and i wrote "lamb of god sucks ass" all over your blood=oil stickers.
-me
post script-
"to meet a girl that won't fuck you over " what? the back of a loveseat, a chain link fence, a hot oven??? i'm confused.
mom got sick so my folks didnt come here last weekend. oh well. instead i went to the lamb of god concert. saw destro and hung out with randy from lamb of god which was cool. he signed my cowboy hat which is now retired due to the beating it sustained in the pit. dont have enuff money for the ministry show which sux. still...
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norritt:
sure no prob. i can take you easily i was going to post on the grp if anybody needed a ride, yeah actually if you need a ride for any reason ill try to make it
and for the sticker um i dunno um 6-7 inches if possible is cool thanks dude!
and for the sticker um i dunno um 6-7 inches if possible is cool thanks dude!
norritt:
oh yeah sorry color preference i like blue um darker blue if ya got it ... um can it be multiple colors? if not some kinda darker blue purplish
i live in oakland where do you live?
i live in oakland where do you live?
so i got a busy rest of the week with minimal funds due to paying this months and next months rent at once. figure i might as well do it while i have all the cash that way i can have the next two paychex for debauchery. mom and dad are coming to see me this weekend from ohio. they have done this only once...
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stellablue1:
you *heart* unicorns? do tell me about this....
mmmmolivegardenmmmmmm ... i prefer the chicken marsala....
mmmmolivegardenmmmmmm ... i prefer the chicken marsala....
destro:
e mail it, with your screen name clearly listed to mazdakidmp3@hotmail.com.
i'm not the only one comliling the list so it needs to get in to this email addy.
i'm not the only one comliling the list so it needs to get in to this email addy.
Had fun last night at the big '80's shin dig in oakland. It was a pain in the ass trying to find the place but i met the funniest crackhead homeless guy searching for the entrance. Met Destro,Norritt, Yebutz, and Max16Characters. Everyone was very personable to a new guy and i do appreciate it. I'll power hour shots with Destro anytime. I like drinkers. As...
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yebutz:
was his phone call kinda like the messages Bill Lumbergh leaves for Peter in Office Space?
as for the registration thing, i was only looking out for your best interest...you do know that the last election was won by like 4 votes or something...
-me
as for the registration thing, i was only looking out for your best interest...you do know that the last election was won by like 4 votes or something...
-me
yebutz:
so you comin for eats on thursday or what?
Well i finally up and shaved off the beard. i think ill leave the profile pic up just as a shrine to the most rediculous thing to ever be attatched to my face. if you wanna see what i look like now just look in my pics area. I know what you're thinking and im not a sellout i just need more money and there...
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destro:
pleasure meeting you last evening, thanx for the shots.
yebutz:
don't forget to vote!
ha
-me
ha
-me
'round these parts?
why sir, i know not of what you speak!
i rarely give my word. that way i have nothing to stick by.
-me
I had the same feeling about my father when I turned 21. Could you imagine having a kid when you were 21?
Fuck that.