asvetic

This is for all the cats...

You fat lazy fuck, sucking up all the air.
you yellow motor boat, killing me with your hair.
you ugly little piece, never getting wet
you crazy black mother, I knew I'd regret.
doped up on benedryl, never breathe again
sloppy, miffed up on dry skin.
I can't stand to be around, though your cute
your dander fucks me up, but you really are still cute.
I'm sorry if I'm mean, I'm cursed for eternity
to feel miserable, when your friendly to me.

Sorry, buddies, just stay away.