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This is what I have to say about my wife/boyfriend/love machine if you may. These are the reasons I am soooooo relieved and happy to have him. They may seem insignificant at best, but they make it all worth while for me.
He is SO incredibly refreshingly NORMAL! I mean, he isn't in to the social norm, like dumb rap or stuff like that. He doesnt dance to Beyonce and shop at The Gap or anything. He is just so stable and normal. I don't have to worry about him trying on my high heels, although he does let me paint his toe nails, and now is actually asking for it. I kinda like that.
anyway. he is great. He loves music and movies and renting movies and likes T.V.! He likes terrible movies like Waterworld....this must be my soul mate! I thought I was the only other person int he world who liked that movie.
He is open-minded to a point, and pig-headed in other ways, which is alright. No one likes a push-over, even though I push. He is a worker. If there is something to do he does it. Even if its something should be doing he does it. If I'm being ridiculous he calls it. If he's being ridiculous he denies it. He's so normal I love it.
He makes fun of people with me. i get jealous when he talks about girls yet I know he would never do anything with anyone BUT me. he only wears t-shirts but when I ask him to dress nice he puts on his cute little dress shirt with his dickies on....awww
he likes metallica as much as me, the old stuff not the new stuff, he likes Queens of the Stone Age and is accompanying me to their show in April, he buys me dirty birthday cards and thinks its funny when i tell him he's gross when he really REALLY is!
and......he thinks freddie mercury is amazing too....
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oracle:
yup, good times ![smile](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/smile.0d0a8d99a741.gif)
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cai:
i think the part where he was taped into the closet with the cat was the scariest. that creepy little kid. and when that girl whose jaw got bit off (yoko?) looks up... even though you know its going to happen, you're like "fuck!!"
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