i asked J to help me tape a porn DVD onto a videocassette before it had to be returned to the store. the next day, i got home from work to find a tangle of wires and strange machinery on my floor.
me: what's all this?
J: ah, well...you see, the audio on this DVD is just a music soundtrack, and the music is really boringreally, just a few pieces of songs mixed up and repeated over and over againso i thought i'd hook up the CD player to the VCR and dub in some better music, like this Tiga CD, but it wasn't working the way i wanted, so i hooked up the mixer, and i hope the levels aren't too low, but the music really improves the movie, i think...
me: you're such a nerd.
J: yeah, i know.
me: *looking* hey, it really is better! but can you do anything about those limp dicks?
J: uh, no.
me: damn.
(right about now, the cat comes whizzing around the corner and slams into the mixer, abruptly cutting off the sound.)
J: *rushing forward* NOOO!!!!
gus: MROWR!!! *runs away*
me: bad cat! BAD!
me: what's all this?
J: ah, well...you see, the audio on this DVD is just a music soundtrack, and the music is really boringreally, just a few pieces of songs mixed up and repeated over and over againso i thought i'd hook up the CD player to the VCR and dub in some better music, like this Tiga CD, but it wasn't working the way i wanted, so i hooked up the mixer, and i hope the levels aren't too low, but the music really improves the movie, i think...
me: you're such a nerd.
J: yeah, i know.
me: *looking* hey, it really is better! but can you do anything about those limp dicks?
J: uh, no.
me: damn.
(right about now, the cat comes whizzing around the corner and slams into the mixer, abruptly cutting off the sound.)
J: *rushing forward* NOOO!!!!
gus: MROWR!!! *runs away*
me: bad cat! BAD!
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
mafungohead:
35 gave my cat a spanking and he won't stop begging for more. Now it's a daily ritual.
lackadaisiac:
Recording a new soundtrack to a porn movie? Die hard dork.